Chuckthe2nd

I don't even recognize anyone anymore.

Do you know what we need? We need something like on Steam; a little pop-up list that lets you see all the other names that the user has gone by in the past.

(Bonus points if you see what I did there).

>YFW you beat "Testicle Crusher".

That would be obvious. But anyway,

The amount of MLP avatars has become so huge that I have been forced to stop browsing AF at school.

Fun guy.

I bought a game called Call of Cthulhu: The Wasted Lands off the App store a few days ago. Tis a good game, my only gripe is when every time you make a move, the game spawns EIGHT TO TWELVE OVERPOWERED FREAKS OF NATURE THAT INSTANTLY OVERWHELM ME, AND I HAVE TO TRY TO KILL THEM WITH RIFLES THAT, HALF THE TIME, MY CHARACTERS CAN'T EVEN AIM PROPERLY, EVEN THOUGH THE ENEMIES ARE LITERALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!! IT'S LIKE TRYING TO TAKE OUT A SHOGGOTH BY THROWING A RUBBER DUCK AT IT!

You should audition for RoosterTeeth's "Rage Quit".

Fun guy.

Painting a shed. Yup.

Am I always welcome in?

Um...yeah.

Painting a shed. Yup.

Is Kronk.

I have yet to see you be a jerk to anyone.

>YFW your parents suddenly announce that you're moving across the country.

Banned for having an internet.

DONATE. NOW. FUCKING DISCORD SAYS SO.

"We create the world of the pants. We then bring the subject into those pants, and they fill it with their secrets."

-Inception

Back on topic, guys.

That sounds like a logical solution.

I wonder who voted for 5-10...

Axeldeath?

I will cuss occasionally on the internet, as you all have probably seen, but to be honest, I actually swear out loud irl extremely rarely. Usually only when I'm a combination of: 1. Pissed off, 2. Around people who don't care, 3. Being absent-minded.

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Someone please shoot me.

EDIT:

Seaponies is the best ponys.

Actually, shoot Srake.

I'm dealing with kids here a kindergarten!

That's funny coming from you.

A very good video but not your best IMO

Of this I'm aware, trust me.

Of course, I do feel very proud of myself for the logo at the end.

Best. Night. Ever. I went to my cousin's wedding, his reception, shenanigans ensued, my hilariously drunk aunt started flirting with everybody, I ended up dancing with the girl I really like, and all without throwing up on someone. (Which I was pretty close to doing)

And you were whining to me about "being stuck going to your asshole cousin's wedding".

Anyway, getting pulled against my will into family pictures for Mother's Day. GAAA...

HAY GUIZE, LOOK, MOAR OF MY DUMB PONY SHIT.

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