Chuckthe2nd

It's a GIRL? Oh wow...um...I would suggest the orbital friendship cannon.

Banned because "Luna" isn't a location either.

Yes, this is Heartless. He's awesome. Let's all give him a big round of applause!

10/10, I assume that's some form of German?

I feel sadness. I don't know why, my mood's just suddenly changed to this deep, sad, wistful and tired feeling.

I feel nobody could cheer me up.

Don't see why you would want more motion blur. I can't stand it.

WHAT?!

Will having it in text form help?

AS TYLER KICKS IN AS WE APPROACH 12.21.2012 AND ALL KIND OF CORRUPT CORPORATIONS,

CORRUPT BANKSTERS DETAILS and CORRUPT GOVERNMENTS LIES BE LEAKED & REVEALED WORLDWIDE

THE GLOBAL ECONOMIC SYSTEM WILL START THE FINAL FINANCIAL MELTDOWN

FOR *TRUST* IN FEAR BASED MONEY WILL BE FINALLY BROKEN

PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD, OUT OF FEAR TO GO BANKRUPT, WILL TRY TO WITHDRAW THEIR SAVINGS

FROM THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS. THIS WILL TRIGGER AN EVEN LARGER MELTDOWN WAVE.

 

DEBT BASED MONEY & WHOLE FINANCIAL SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO COLLAPSE

ONCE THE POST-SCARCITY OPERATING SYSTEM BEE IN PLACE EVERYTHING WILL WORK BACKWARDS:

THE MORE YOU CONTRIBUTE TO THE HIVE MIND BY *SHARING* YOUR SKILLS,

STRENGTH, CREATIVITY AND ABILITIES WITH THE OTHERS, THE "RICHER" YOU'LL BECOME.

 

IN OTHER WORDS: THE MORE TRULY COMPASSIONATE AND WILLING TO *SERVE* THE HIVE REALIZES THAT

YOU ARE, THE "HIGHER" YOUR ABILITY TO INFLUENCE GLOBAL DECISIONS WILL BEE.

 

THIS POST-SCARCITY CRYPTOGRAPHY BASED COIN CANNOT BEE CENSORED AND WILL NOT BEE DEFEATED

FOR THE RULES OF MATHEMATICS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE LAWS OF MEN.

IMAGINE WE DARE TO REINVENT AND REVERSE "REALITY.

IMAGINE *WE*ARE*GOING*BACKWARDS*.

IMAGINE WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START TO RE-THINK IT ALL OVER.

IMAGINE WE GOT A LAST CHANCE TO GET RID OF THE GREEDY DRONES RUINING THE HIVE.

IMAGINE WE *ALL* FINALLY FIND THE *COURAGE* NEEDED

TO BECOME THE CHANGE WE WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

Banned because where the hay did that come from?

Ok so a friend of mine had a wet dream about ponys...should I kill him?

Yes.

Yeah, I need to buy one...

When I Mac, I use multi-button mice.

 

/hipster.

Yay, I'm not the only one!

I use this mouse with my Mac:

May Chuck Norris's signature forever be proven wrong.

Posting in the "Post what you're doing right now" thread.

Banned because you should be. Chuck Norris + Ponies = Words fail me to describe how awesome it is.

WHAT A LOVELY CHILD YOU HAVE.

Banned for hating ponies in the first place.

Banned because I think she meant you...

Also, me gusta crossovers.

 

I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE A FATHER!

So I've basically got all-time TF2 access (so long as my parents aren't her). My friend got me a password hacker, so I know EVERYTHING. Hit me up if you wanna play

It's a pretty minor detail really.

But it ties in with a lot of other plot elements.

Left 4 Dead 2 versus. Death-charging a survivor off of a skyscraper is sooo satisfying.

Failing at playing the guitar.

Feel free to troll me if you want.

 

and also,

 

Spoiler:

FFFFFFUUUUUU, why did I fall for that as well?

The weapon damage command in Half Life 2 are "sk_plr_dmg_[weapon]_[damagevalue]"

For example, "sk_plr_dmg_crowbar_150". The default value for the HL2 crowbar is 4, I believe, and an RPG round is 100.

I'm not sure if the commands are the same in Half Life: Source, though. Does anyone know if they are?

Fuckoff.

(Credit to Pinkie for that one).