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Banned for the shortest title ever.

I murder everyone, hire people to dig the hill, and turn what's left into a freeway.

About to watch THE UNLIMITED Hyobu Kyousuke.

Accelerator - ...

Banned for expecting me to be semi-coherent.

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My mother's estrogen levels were too high and she did $400,000 worth of damage to our super bowl setup.

Sometimes I'm glad that my mom's in menopause and a bit sad for her at the same time. But mostly she's just glad that she doesn't get periods anymore.

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Banned for your bound-to-fail attempt at bringing King of the Hill back.

I've killed the thread. The kitten is still king, damnit!

I know that there's a scrapped alien that's thought to be based off of a hairy vagina.

http://combineoverwiki.net/wiki/Tripod_Hopper

And also:

According to the book Raising the Bar, Valve's Ken Birdwell had a friend whose 12-year-old brother used to draw. Ken had always liked his work so he asked him, several years later, to do a couple of sketches of possible monsters. He presented sketches of several very sexual-oriented monsters to him and Gabe Newell, managing director, the kind of material Birdwell did not expect. Among them was this "Mr. Friendly", with something that looked like a penis. The creature was to literally "rape" the player, holding them with its tentacled arms until the point of fatal copulation. Birdwell was quite disturbed by the concept and wondered if Newell would like it; it turns out he did. They then chatted about possible psycho-sexual alien behaviors and their relation with disturbed teenager sexual fantasies. The sexual themes of some of the enemies were intended to appeal to the innate homophobia of 12 year old boys, the targeted audience for the game.

As the title says. The only errors I got are what I got screenshots of.

I know of a lot of things I could do, but because of its location it would be a bit time consuming.

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Marvelous find.

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-reaction not found-

Backups now take, according to my calculations, approximately 25 hours to complete now that I have my drive hooked up over my network. I don't think my laptop's little transceiver can do more than 30Mbps as it isn't hitting any higher speeds.

...He means their dick.

You realize that that obvious explanation deserves a punch to the face, do you not?

The only person who still uses diskettes is Strong Bad.

This seems like a totally different person typing. Are you okay?

If you're anything other than red blooded, then you might want to get that checked out.

Excuse me?

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Would it still make sense to call someone with a rectal computer an asshole?

Still pipin' hot coffee.

You will never escape.

 

IT WON'T STOP ZOOMING PAST THE MINIMAL SPACIAL LIMIT.

D: drive

Except that I named it (D:)

He walks in angry

Something safe.

What should I name my C: drive?

First one to answer gets it.