Humin

Stupidity

Banned for SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!

What?

How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

Me.

Resident Evil 2.

I'm epic enough to carry a 40lb portable computer complete with 3 car batteries for its operation.

How many car batteries do you need for yours?

overhuman

Totally euphoric right now after getting a self made 8-bit computer (z80 CPU) to work. Now jumping around and telling random people about it.

I looked up a z80 CPU. AAAAAAnd, there's more than one.

Also:

Software emulation of the Z80 instruction set on modern PCs runs faster than the original Z80 CPU ran.

It's obvious, but still funny to read.

Pish or posh, Smithers?

My mom has this dish called beef goulash. It's so good that you could almost eat yourself dead with it. But it does take a long time to make.

Hell is a place fill with crying human babies.

It has been scientifically proven that the sound of a baby crying is the most obnoxious sound to the human ear.

Ok, so it's a movie about your mo- [MESSAGE ENDS ABRUPTLY]

October Sky.

Cactus/asterisk

Uh..Panic?

Because licking armpits is for cats.

I need a bigger TV. Steal me one please?

Craftminer-EXTREME

Because minecraft is too softcore.

bwaaaaallllaaaahhh

Banned because you're the vermin here.

The middle one.

Where did you put the cat?

New

Huh? Where's my skin?

Buttsnuffles

1622

Lock Picker.

Ain't no door he can't get open.

I have to get me one of these.

I have one of those, I almost never use it, instead I rent it to my friends.

To get more chocolate?

Headcrab processing.