Humin

It's PHYSICAL abuse... not sexual abuse. Get your facts straight.

 

My father physically abuses me, meaning when he gets angry, he hits me in a violent and highly excessive manner.

 

My pastor sexually abuses me, meaning he touches my genitals and pleasures himself to my naked form.

 

God, people these days are so uneducated, am I right guys?

So in a decent few years, should we tell all the children born after 2012 about "the great alien-induced apocalypse on December 21st" that we barely managed to fight off? And all of us pretend to be war veterans and tell exciting stories about "the fight for our planet" ; how close the world was to ending, but it didn't (thanks to the fighting spirit of the human race etc) and say that people who deny that it happened are just "trying to forget"?

But that would make all history previous to 21/12/2012 invalid.

I like my ketchup with a headcrab...

Don't forget pickles!

Reporting spam posts.

It sure seems like this and sustainable nuclear fusion are the perfect couple.

I am not aware of this posting spree.

WOW. I think Alyxx is going to be pulling her hair out when she comes back. All those spambots.

So this means that we now have a petroleum cycle like nature has a water cycle. Behind sustainable nuclear fusion, this might be the greatest thing of the 21st century, though I can't say for sure since sustainable nuclear fusion might not happen this century and we're only 12 years into the 21st century.

nvidia make the fastest available cards (for the moment). These great end designs, (9800GX2, 8800GTX), are cost accordingly. They have a lot of different cards available to mix up and bemuse the informal community, and techies in pc shops who know nothing.

AMD(Ati) are no slouches possibly, but really they have got the 3870x2,3870 and 3850 as their present range of cards - with the 48--s arriving up in the long run.

At when I would go for nvidia, they seem to be engaged with almost every game in development, and seem to run better.

Have I traveled 6 years back in time or this an advanced spambot with a fallacy?

By not giving any indication that you want to marry them.

The buttons on my remote are mixed up, how do I relabel remote buttons?

A movie where the protagonist points out the obvious every 5 minutes that shadows are, in fact, darker than their surrounding area.

10.5

7.5/10 Relevant to your avatar

I think you should be more scared of me eating you.

an ash long grass facing crystal cow ant in the sky

I want glass beans shoved up a tanukis' ass for lunch.

Now.

Silent Hill

Blatant Item Placement

What's a medkit doing here anyway?

I lol'd.

My grandmother has a crowbar with those exact dimensions in her garage. It's just not red.

I'll tell ya, trying to swing that thing with one hand at the speed they have in HL2, it could seriously screw up your wrist.

10/10 For lack of any words to describe it properly. I'll just say that it's nice and very well drawn and perfect use of color.

A man and his shining "monkey".

Evangelion 2.22

Banned for having an avatar that looks like a texture for a video game produced for the PS1.

I have an unbearable craving for anal right now.

My drink isn't spiked, Freeman. You're ju- *thump*

7/10 Your face was delicious.

It didn't say he dropped it on the concrete floor.