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Granted, but you go insane because you have too much free time.

I wish I had a secret maze to toss people in.

There's also the option into making it destroy itself.

Except it's an insane Eldritch horror which is immune to memetic and cognito hazards. 435

Granted, but then the monster stops being fun.

I wish I could go to the SCPverse, and bring a few SCPs back with me. I could rule the world!

And since the elder god spans the entire galaxy, it could simply avoid the pulsar until it eventually died, as all things do. There's also no proof 1548 is actually a pulsar, or so far away, it could easily be an illusion by a mind affecting creature. Maybe 343.

I doubt 1548 is an illusion, but it could burn out within a few thousand years. 435.

Again, useless. Immunity covers this already, and if it doesn't you're just making an already immortal deity even more immortal.

*facepalm* That was probably the stupidest thing I could have used. 1548.

Granted, but to finish it you have to kill your own Elder God.

I wish for some LSD. Elder Gods can cause an apocalypse, and I want to die happy.

Granted, but now you fall back into your coma.

I wish I could go to sleep tonight, because I'm going through some nightmarish SCPs to kill the Elder God.

 

Another thing that won't work on the elder god. Immunity to mind-affecting, poison and disease. Even if it did, 807 would only kill one body then be obliterated.

This is a lot more difficult then I imagined, but fun too! 910.

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

True. 807.

Granted, but you just wasted your wish.

I wish for a sandwich.

No proof 343 is actually omnipotent and not just a good illusionist, and if it really is not, I'll have you know that the elder god is immune to mind-affecting powers so illusions will be of no use.

Again true, but he was implied to have wiped someone from existence. 169.

 

Doesn't really say anything about it. At all.

That is true, although it's without a doubt something horrible. 343.

Granted, the weather is now sentient and goes on a rampage.

I wish for my personal nuclear stockpile. Preferably a very large one.

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

 

 

Imagine 100 somethings. Now imagine one hundred times as many other somethings in addition to that. That's 10,100 somethings so far. Now imagine one hundred times as many as THAT. What you're straining to vaguely comprehend is 1,010,000 things. Do that seven more times. Notice how your mind completely failed to comprehend it AT MOST at the fourth or fifth of this total ten tiers? Well, if you had made it, you'd be envisioning 101,010,101,010,101,010,100 somethings. That's how many bodies this thing has. All of these have magic powers, nigh-invulnerability, regeneration, weaponized telepathy, can survive in space and have supernaturally massive physical power. I say again, good luck finding something that can beat that.

Challenge accepted. 579.

Granted, but now to compensate nobody likes knock knock jokes anymore.

I wish I had an entire library full of tropes to use at my discretion and smite people with.

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

Well, 682 might be useable, but he's extremely unreliable. Possibly 055 if anyone knew what it was.

Granted, you go into a coma for several years.

I wish I had a flamethrower. I could be the king of flame wars then.

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

Granted, but then their brains start to melt because they can't comprehend that kind of world.

I wish tvtropes would put tropes back on the Hitler page.

No more equations for me, not for a while.

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And they (Israel) has the full support of the right wing. Why? Because it's Jews killing Muslims. It's practically a dream come true for people like Hannity, Rush, and Glenn Beck.

I wish the people I just named were all kidnapped by ISIS.

https://www.ll.mit.edu/employment/division10.html#103

https://www.ll.mit.edu/employment/division10.html#107

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename)#Public_research

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_surveillance#Monitoring_from_a_distance

 

You seem mighty blind from my standpoint.

My two cents:

Your sources were bogus. Not at one time did I ever see evidence that a "remote completely wireless tap" could go through faraday cages, concrete bunkers, solid earth, or was completely untraceable. You practically put up a few walls of text in a dashed hope that nobody would call your bluff. You failed.

Granted, but then you realize that conflict started because of the actions of the Palestinians, not the Israelites, and it drives you insane.

A lie. A big one. The two main reasons why the Palestinians/Arabs attacked Israel was the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in that area Israel now sits, and the second reason is that Israel occupied Jerusalem for its entire history.

In relation to the conflict, I wish all conservatives actually went to Gaza and lived there for a year in order to see what it's like there.

Banned because you arethe one who is to provide the internet. Wait a second...

And that is the absolute lamest statement you can possibly use. Can you provide proof that you're right simply because you don't like my sources?

He does not need to prove his claims. Why? Because his claims are proven when your claims are full of shit. And they are.