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Granted, but only the useless and harmless ones.

I wish I wasn't so goddamned busy all the time.

And how do you expect to do that?

Did you read the description? If you did, you wouldn't have said that.

Granted, but it's contaminated so you're guaranteed a bad trip.

I wish I could kill my own Elder God. (See, it's designed so no player, no matter how clever, can kill it within the rules. It's meant to be a perpetual background obstacle the players can NEVER fully overcome, like a good eldritch abomination should be.)

This is sad, twisted and evil, but I fail to see how it would affect a creature billions of years old. And it would last all of a second against the elder god.

WHOOPS. I had a typo, I searched 1458.

And since the elder god spans the entire galaxy, it could simply avoid the pulsar until it eventually died, as all things do. There's also no proof 1548 is actually a pulsar, or so far away, it could easily be an illusion by a mind affecting creature. Maybe 343.

Again, useless. Immunity covers this already, and if it doesn't you're just making an already immortal deity even more immortal.

Granted, but you go to sleep knowing it was all in vain.

I wish I could finish this stupid paperwork.

Granted, but it's on SCP-807.

I wish I could stop typing and go to bed... But there's SO much work to do...

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

 

True. 807.

Another thing that won't work on the elder god. Immunity to mind-affecting, poison and disease. Even if it did, 807 would only kill one body then be obliterated.

Don't see how 169 is a threat to a space-faring, galaxy-spanning deity.

Granted, the weather is now sentient and goes on a rampage.

 

I wish for my personal nuclear stockpile. Preferably a very large one.

Granted. Then the elder god decides it isn't happy with you having all that power and it isn't going to let you have it anymore. Have fun trying to stop it.

I wish I made better wishes.

No proof 343 is actually omnipotent and not just a good illusionist, and if it really is not, I'll have you know that the elder god is immune to mind-affecting powers so illusions will be of no use.

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

 

 

Imagine 100 somethings. Now imagine one hundred times as many other somethings in addition to that. That's 10,100 somethings so far. Now imagine one hundred times as many as THAT. What you're straining to vaguely comprehend is 1,010,000 things. Do that seven more times. Notice how your mind completely failed to comprehend it AT MOST at the fourth or fifth of this total ten tiers? Well, if you had made it, you'd be envisioning 101,010,101,010,101,010,100 somethings. That's how many bodies this thing has. All of these have magic powers, nigh-invulnerability, regeneration, weaponized telepathy, can survive in space and have supernaturally massive physical power. I say again, good luck finding something that can beat that.

 

Challenge accepted. 579.

Doesn't really say anything about it. At all.

(But they don't like them anyway.)

Granted, but so does every other troper.

I wish the weather would make up its fucking mind. (I live in Washington.)

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

 

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

 

Well, 682 might be useable, but he's extremely unreliable. Possibly 055 if anyone knew what it was.

Okay, there's a slight issue. Let me explain.

Granted, but the flamethrower overheats and explodes.

I wish people didn't hate puns so passionately and would accept the quality of the good ones.

Wondering how to defeat Seattlelite's Eldritch Horror.

 

 

I think the best way to get rid of this thing would be to get it to fight another Eldritch Horror. The problem with that is twofold: finding a creature to fight this thing is going to be extremely difficult if they're rare, then there's the prospect of how exactly you get them to fight, they might join forces, ignore each other, or kill you outright. I'm going to find some SCP or GOC monstrosity to go kill this thing.

Good luck with that. When you find something that can take on an entire galaxy's worth of crazy deity, let me know.

Granted, but this incites a massive flamewar. (Exactly why the tropes were removed.)

I wish I could fucking SLEEP, just for a couple hours.

And they (Israel) has the full support of the right wing. Why? Because it's Jews killing Muslims. It's practically a dream come true for people like Hannity, Rush, and Glenn Beck.

 

I wish the people I just named were all kidnapped by ISIS.

(Your first wish was better.)

Granted, but they escape and now feel their hatred of all of Islam is even more justified. Despite the actions of a single terrorist organization showing NOTHING about the population as a whole. Speaking of which...

I wish people would stop thinking the actions of individuals or small groups are indicative of the behaviour of much larger groups of which they happen to be members.

https://www.ll.mit.edu/employment/division10.html#103

https://www.ll.mit.edu/employment/division10.html#107

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tempest_(codename)#Public_research

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_surveillance#Monitoring_from_a_distance

 

You seem mighty blind from my standpoint.

 

My two cents:

 

Your sources were bogus. Not at one time did I ever see evidence that a "remote completely wireless tap" could go through faraday cages, concrete bunkers, solid earth, or was completely untraceable. You practically put up a few walls of text in a dashed hope that nobody would call your bluff. You failed.

Yeah, not only that they not only didn't have evidence, they didn't even support his claim as faintly as "We can do it." or even MENTIONING it, much less provide data or show it in action. It's not just a failure to produce evidence, it's failure to produce a SOURCE. If I wanted to support a claim that a teapot was in orbit of the sun between Earth and Mars, and then I supported it with a page that explains what a teapot is but doesn't mention outer space or orbit, much less a teapot in orbit of the sun, much less provide any evidence this celestial teapot exists, that'd be about as completely, totally fucking meaningless as BTG's sources.

Completely re-writing regulator (the bodies of the Elder God) scaling in Change on account of the creators (their biggest bodies) being completely invincible.

Granted, but then you realize that conflict started because of the actions of the Palestinians, not the Israelites, and it drives you insane.

 

A lie. A big one. The two main reasons why the Palestinians/Arabs attacked Israel was the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in that area Israel now sits, and the second reason is that Israel occupied Jerusalem for its entire history.

 

In relation to the conflict, I wish all conservatives actually went to Gaza and lived there for a year in order to see what it's like there.

After that, they blockaded Palestine, and have been pushing settlements further and further into it. They've also been intentionally targeting civilians, sometimes not even bothering to hide their intentional murder of civilians, such as dropping bombs on a beach full of small children with NO TARGET EVEN CLOSE TO IT right in front of international journalists.

(Okay, and how does keeping them separate change that?)

Who needs pizza topped with LSD when you've got pizza and LSD entirely separate? (LSD? On pizza? That would taste AWFUL. Then again, I think the same of ranch on pizza...)

Lind L. Taylor

 

(Huh. That's odd.)

 

ampu-tea

 

(I see you're a Death Note fan.)

(Not really. But I was talking about the show, and the name came up.)

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