Seattleite

1/10 Chainsaws require fuel, make lots of noise, are heavy, clumsy, have short reach, kick back at the user if swung or pushed into hard substances, burn out their teeth quickly on anything harder than wood (say, bone) and get jammed up with stringy bits and burn out their motors when cutting flesh.

(You didn't answer my question at all.)

I'd realise I was in a what if scenario, break the fourth wall and remind the creator that random doesn't automatically equal funny.

Looked at a clock and realised what time it was?

1/10 Chainsaws are terrible weapons. (Then didn't you get the reference?)

No idea. They were here when I arrived, got banned sometime since, never found out why.

Copy+paste myself a super-expensive multi-multi-million dollar self-sufficient mansion in the middle of nowhere, along with its working staff while they're inside it. Then copy+paste the mansion twice more without the staff and sell the other two for a high sum.

You had the ability to create people at will, complete with memories and skills, but only one per day and they were perfectly ordinary?

Losing.

2/10 Even less specific. (Not a Guns N' Roses fan, huh?)

A night with a non-human character. But which wom... I mean character, to choose?

A personal army of war robots that can't use lethal force, or a couple androids/gynoids that are indistinguishable from real people except for your ability to change them as you see fit?

Send him to work in a minimum wage job flipping burgers. Bet we'd see a REAL minimum wage hike then.

Had access to a death note... But it only worked on politicians?

4/10 Hasn't gotten any more specific. (Try another side. Hell's a big place, got a lot of neighbours.)

Stormcloak. Kinda don't like how downhill the Empire went after the war.

A computer that can run any program perfectly, or a fridge that refills automatically and free of charge with the alcoholic beverage of your choice?

I'd get him a... couple of mints? Hey, don't look at me, I'm BROKE.

You lost a bet and had to spend the next day with your hair died pink and tied with ribbons... On a workday?

2083

The number of ways block text is a cheap way to fill in spaces here.

4/10 Nonspecific.

(Yeah, that's what I did to add that scenario, actually.)

Wonder when I got a Facebook.

Discovered a convenient way to browse the deepnet?

Look Kid Just Hurry, Go

A Y C E B

Steal his time machine and take over the world.

You forgot to add your own scenario when making a post?

2081

The last year tracked in my main setting's timeline.

Meow!

Put Out In Utter Desperation

Q W Y A A

Then he's a cat.

Feign surprise, steal the rover and everything the hookers have on them, then fence it all for a tidy profit.

Discovered that the world was being controlled by an eldritch abomination that wasn't just a metaphor for organized religion?

(I don't even...)

Zebra Xylophone Club Vocal Band

C V N S F

Degenerate Idiotic Crass Klansman Scumbags

C H I L D

(All that came to mind for some reason.)

Beat him until he releases a revised edition that's just the originals with better special effects.

Woke up to find yourself a baby again?