Seattleite

You could always try moving your modem out of the litter box.

At least you're not using Bing.

Hey that reminds me, been kinda fighting with that guy, name doesn't come to mind, to prevent him taking over the names section in forum games.

Internal Monologues Never Ever Work

Q W E R T

Wonder when my phone got the ability to take texts.

Were suddenly taken to into a fictional universe you created?

Persistent.

I thought being naked made me sneakier. When I was 5, I got caught sneaking out of the house at midnight naked once. That was hard to explain. And saying I was going to a girl's house just made it worse.

Unsubtle.

I thought the same thing was true about honey, to a lesser extent. I thought that if you ate honey, you'd stop ageing for a while because it doesn't decay. I also thought that if I ate enough honey I could grow younger and turn back into a baby. And... Well, I ate a lot of honey.

Beardicorn.

Oh, that's something I believed when I was little too! I also thought the bible was true and god was good, loving and protective. That belief died HARD when I actually read it.

When I was a little kid, I thought every girl that let me snuggle with her loved me.

(I need something not girl related.)

When I was a little kid, I thought that the people in my head were real.

(I need something that doesn't make me look crazy.)

When I was a little kid, I thought puberty left most adults retarded.

(I need something that isn't true.)

When I was a little kid, I thought soda was what gave me an erection.

(And we're back to girls again. I give up.)

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(...Of course. How very convenient.)

Oh, like my 2TB being worth more to certain law enforcement individuals than there is money in the world?

Ooh, do tell.

Hanging my head in shame over the series of less than respectable posts I just made. I feel like a complete idiot right now.

EDIT:

Now waging war with Professor Vex for domination of the "forum games" section. This does not make me feel any smarter.

EDIT 2:

Hail to the king.

Enema Detective Captures Rectum Flush

C U T I E

Conquistador.

When I was a little kid, I thought girls' vaginas were second mouths.

When I was a little kid, I thought some girls were eating a lot of fish with their "second mouths". (Don't ask.)

When I was a little kid, I thought girls could eat me. (I think an adult told me that to try and keep me away from them. That backfired pretty epically.)

When I was a little kid, I thought some girls were cold-blooded. (Because some of them snuggled up to me whenever they got cold, so I thought they... Yeah, I don't even know how I came to this conclusion.)

When I was... Wait, why is all the bullshit I believed as a kid about girls? I mean, I was a really smart kid, and I REALLY liked girls, I should've known better.

ACTIVE.

Probably, see a psychologist. Getting medication that addicts you and doesn't fix any of your problems is definitely the right way to go.

I'm babysitting toddlers and the girls won't stop fighting over the boy. How should I handle it?

Oh, come on. Surely he can trick the suit without actually hurting himself. He's smart, he can figure it out if he has time.

The cuddly cacophony of a trio of toddlers playing. Although it seems to mostly just be the two girls fighting over the boy. (I don't get it. They don't even have a reason to fight over him.)

Banned for doing the same thing he did.