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    Accursed Farms Chronicles

    in Free-For-All

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    Holiday Sing-Along

    Sing to the tune of “Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer.”

     

    You know Alyxx and Binky

    And Zaraki and Vappy,

    Psychotic Ninja and BTG

    And Scorpio and everyone else I couldn't fit in.

    But do you recall

    The most spam-filled student of all?

    Ross Scott the bannable student.

    Had a very messy nose

    And if you ever saw it

    You would even say it glows.

    All of the other students

    Used to ban and call him names

    They never let poor Ross Scott

    stalk in any student games.

    Then one foggy Freeman's Day Eve

    Madam Magda came to say,

    Ross Scott with your nose so blight(y)

    Won't you guide my dropship tonight? //-That's what she said?-//

    Then all the students loved him

    And they deleted about with glee,

    “Ross Scott the bannable student

    You'll go down in history!”

     

    Magda got steamy with Ross. ;)

    I'll stop mucking about now. XD Here's the website for your entertainment purposes.

    https://www.eduplace.com/tales/

    Accursed Farms Chronicles

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Sooo... I went to a website... where you have to fill in the blanks, so... giving it adjectives, nouns, verbs, etc, etc. Then it'd fit it all into a premade story, and you get the weirdest but most hilarious shit. XD Vappy and I went forum-themed for them and ah... wow. Words underlined are words that I gave the text fields and the site randomly put into the story for me. XP You don't get to see what story you're actually going to be making up. It just asks for shit, you give it shit, and bam. Instant weirdness. :D

     

    A New Sport

    Vappy and I decided to try out the newest sport at Accursed Farm High. It's called dead thread. The object of the game is to kick a(n) dead thread all the way to the end of the field. Every time you do, the fans yell “I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOVIE!” and you get 261263 points. The person with the most points wins.

     

    Vappy started and kicked the thread halfway down the field. What a shot! Then it was my turn. I picked up the thread, took aim, and missed completely. I felt so banned! I tried again, and this time I kicked the thread all the way to the end of the field. The fans in the stands hollered “I HAVE TO MAKE THE MOVIE!” I won the game!

     

    Now I am the champion of Accursed Farm High! I didn't want Vappy to feel badly, so I treated Vappy to a trip to Magda's Cabbages for a(n) Beef sundae with Milk on top!

     

     

    Field Trip Fun

     

    Yesterday my class took a field trip to Accursed Farms. We had a really new time. The guide showed us one forum, at least 69 cows, and a very spam-riddled website link.

     

    Blighty had an accident. He banned over the thread and banged into Jeb. She fell against a big orange moderator and put her avatar through the photos. We all posted!

     

    The trip was even more locked than a day at school.

     

     

    Survival!

     

    The Hydrofoil Lucky Lulu was sinking quickly. “Abandon ship! Everyone into the trolls!” hollered Captain Smith. But the crew and passengers knew there were not enough trolls, so they threw spammers, moderators, and even one annoying thread overboard. Then everyone skipped into the flashing water and grabbed onto whatever they could.

     

    Captain Smith ordered everyone to form a line, tie their crafts together, and sing “Ross's favourite song.” First in line were Username and Binky, bobbing in their awful game dungeon. Next, came Ross Scott hanging on for dear life to a slimy YouTube video. They were followed by 125826 others.

     

    After 2512 days, they were rescued by a strange emoticon. Not one passenger from the Lucky Lulu has taken a boat ride again.

     

     

    XD These turn out... most of the time... not making any sense at all. But they can also be so freaking offensive sometimes, it's amazing.

    And also...

    "He banned over the thread and banged into Jeb."

    Rarity!! XP

    I mean, that second story is pretty much a porno if you think about it hard enough. XP

    Share your feelings!

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Oh yes, yes, yes! Vappy's gonna take me to all sorts of places. :P Besides, he owes me a night out at an Italian restaurant. I'd love to meet up with Binky but it depends... I think he's busy during the time I'm over there. :S It'd be so freaking sweet to jam with him. XP Even if he doesn't usually play with pianists. :P

    Artists? (Possibly another image heavy topic)

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Yeah... And I suppose there is some pressure from other artists. "Realism is better!" XP Bah, naaahh. Just make whatever the fuck you want. :D Though the problem with a lot of "personal styles" is that not everybody will like what you make. Unlike realism which is highly respected and loved. But that's just something you'll have to become acquainted to I think. X3

     

     

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    My "vent" art. XP Being pissed off makes colourful adorable things apparently!

    Vent

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    What a shitty morning. Am literally just hiding out in the art room at the moment. I just want everyone to piss off for like... 5 hours. XD Holy fuck. I'm wet, cold, hungry, annoyed and misunderstood. So I'm going to do whatever the hell I want, and nobody has the right to give a shit.

    Such as making a mini book of coloured cardboard paper. XP http://i.imgur.com/i27wpHwh.jpg

    Now what...

    In the wrong era

    in Serious Topic Discussion

    Posted

    This might sound kinda crazy to all of you, but I just want to see what you guys think. X3

     

    Sometimes, it legit feels like I was born in the wrong time era. >.> Like, is this kinda similar to how transgenders feel about their sexuality and shit? XD Every now and then I'd be doing something very... modern... and I'd just get the sudden urge to stop because it just doesn't feel right or comfortable to me. And it's usually something so simple! Like, I feel this way more commonly from stuff like ordering pizza, driving somewhere, making an online payment, or making a phone call. I have to remind myself; "No... this is COMPLETELY normal. People do this ALL the time." So why do I get the most uncomfortable feelings and emotions from doing that sort of stuff? Like, "I shouldn't be doing this."? I've searched online and apparently there are people who believe they should have been born in some other time period. But the difference is that they can at least specify where they want to or think they'd fit in most, like, the 1800's or the early 1900's or whatever. But I can't place any specific details like that. I just feel like there's something wrong with me doing some random modern shit. And I have no idea why. >.>

    Do you guys ever feel the same way, or something similar? Or is this just me? Does anyone have a 'cure' for me? XD

    General Chat

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Awww, ya'll are being too nice again. Thank youuuu...

    I dunno though - I'm always super-super paranoid that I've offended people. XD Just kinda eats away at me. Like setting a crazed rat loose inside of my head. >.> Does that sound creepy at all?

    Discuss your Opinion!

    in Serious Topic Discussion

    Posted

    I think Vappy means that in his own regards (pun not intended), as in - for him, he probably doesn't have shitty genes or he just simply wants a little him to look after and cherish and love. XP I mean - he HAS to have good genes when he's that good looking. B) I don't think he gives a shit about other's wants and desire to procreate. XP And in fact, knowing him, he'd tell some people to never continue their bloodline. XD

    Discuss your Opinion!

    in Serious Topic Discussion

    Posted

    Oh yeah! Add that to my list of stuff I want and value. XP If Vappy is safe and healthy and happy, then I'm good. That's gonna go at the top of everything actually. :D That's what's most important to me... :) Cause Vappy is so nice and a precious little basket of adorableness. :3

    Last Game You Played

    in Gaming in general

    Posted

    Civ V - after spending like, stupidly, two hours to fix it. XD Praise Meelis and his simple; "Restart your computer" blessing! Computers are so stupid. Why didn't that cross my mind?? Why!? I'm so retarded!

    Meelis is my new best friend now guys, and you can't do anything about it. B)

    General Chat

    in Free-For-All

    Posted

    Alright, this is going to be my official apology. XD As a tiny little teenager, I feel like I have to apologize for my weirdness and shitty shitness in the past year or so. XP Sorry if I've offended anyone, I tend to do that sometimes. And sorry if I did something you didn't like. :S Sorry if something slipped out and I didn't even realize what I said was bad. And sorry for misunderstanding some of your stuff too. XD I can be such a dick sometimes. If I say something rude, ya'll should tell me off so I don't do it again. XP That is all.

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