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Wikipedia is always hard to read. XD https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itiquira_River#/random "The Itiquira River is a river of Mato Grosso state in western Brazil." Interesting name.

This might fall so absolutely flat on its face. BUT, worth a shot. XP Basically... You go to Wikipedia, go to a random page. And from that page, post a fact here. So, with each post - you'll be learning something new, even if it is going to be really stupid or useless. Just cause... Why not? And the random function is really entertaining. XP Oh - and nobody dare tell me; "But Wikipedia isn't a reliable source!" yeah, doesn't matter. If you actually find some information you like, then go ahead and research further. X3 And if you can't find any good fact to post - just get another random article up. And let me just say again - you WILL find really pointless information. But that's okay. Sometimes you need a little pointless information in your life. XD I guess? This is a game I just made up - cause I've wanted to make a forum game for a while now but like... Didn't till now for some reason. >.> So, it could be shit. And it is most likely a shitty game. That's my warning to y'all. XD Anyway! I'll start! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernt_Moen#/random Bernt Moen is known as the keyboardist in the Norweigan band - "Shining"...

Minecraft with my mate. Ended up just randomly role-playing... She as the wife, me as the husband. XP One day she came to the house and I confessed I had an addiction problem - my consumption of rotten flesh. Every time she was around, I'd just sneak and in the very corner of her vision nibble on some rotten flesh. XD Needless to say - it disturbed her greatly. And it was hilarious. Then later I confess; "You know how we haven't been finding ANY coal?" "Yeah..." "It's because I've been selling it all. For rotten flesh!! I'm sorry! I can't help it!" And then she started laughing and wouldn't stop for a while. XD Hehe. "I need to go to Cannibal-annonymous." "You do that..." Then we had a ridiculous play fight, which she drove me out of the house for. I only came back home when it was sunset and I announce; "Hunny! I'm regrettably home!" Every time I play a game with someone like this I just end up dicking around instead of trying to accomplish anything. I mean, it's not productive but at least I'm entertaining people.

@Zaraki: Maybe they just don't even want to learn English. XP They like Bulgarian too much. @Psychotic: That is absolutely amazing. XD @Malhek: Oh my gosh! I would have just gotten absolutely WRECKED. I hope all that didn't hurt too much. >.> Goodness! @Helio: Sorry. And hey, insanely long cheeto stick is insanely long. Must have been gloriously delicious. @BTG: Never been the person that does the unconvential and be good at it. But it sounds amazing. Good job! @Priest: I told your story to my mate who also has the same problem of looking older than the average student. XD He couldn't stop laughing for a while. @HLPrincess: Today I learnt. XP OT: Last year, I was in English class, everyone in the class reading lines from a script - studying plays and all that snot. XP My friend - SOMEHOW managed to read, instead of... "They were squabbling like parrots." said; "They were squabbling like potatoes." XD Kid you not. Class was laughing for a while from that one. After the script reading, teacher took notes on the computer/projector... Specifically using the "Squabbling like parrots." As a simile example. All good and all, break time follows... So the teacher was out, most of all the other students as well. I decide to be a dick, sneak on the computer and change "parrots" to "potatoes". XP Everyone came back. NOBODY noticed. Next lesson, fuck me - the teacher printed out the notes and my change is still there. NOW everyone notices and start pissing themselves laughing. But everyone was blaming the teacher! XD Like; " You just couldn't get potatoes out of your head!" And they even convinced the teacher that it was her who made the 'mistake'. XP I had to try and fight back a guilty expression as everyone was teasing the teacher. I just thought people would notice that one of us students messed with the notes. X3 Apparently not. I still haven't told my teacher it was me. XD But I plan to. One day.

q_4md5hK1JE Sooo, I was just working on this for like... 6 hours. RIP me. I'm going to go die now. XD Was nice knowing ya'll. I'll see you when I wake up, in like... a thousand years or something. I dunno. Sexy dragon

Animating. X3 Dying. Both are pretty much the same anyway.

@Binky: 1. Great! | 2. Not so great aaaand kinda creepy! XD @Priest: Like some sort of half-sociopath? XP Sounds strange though... OT: I don't wanna be at school right now. XD Kill me now. Take turns. Someone can shoot me whilst the other stabs me. I feel like snot. I feel lazy, unprepared, and I'm probably gonna starve today. X3 Oh boy.

Now that's a sizzlin, hot mama if I do say so myself. I'm sure she fancies you too. <3

I think there may be one he's spent half his life playing. Get out. XD

Anime (I think... it's been a while XD)

"You doing anything this Sunday? Cause hey, my Sunday is free~"

UbQgXeY_zi4 Warning: Kiiinda graphic.

Basically, just a thread to share your stories! Can be dramatic, cringy, depressing, exciting - anything that's happened to you. So, you could talk about that time you almost got run over. XP Or how you ended up in hospital. Maybe how you won an award... or the way you scored the ending of a match was too amazing not to share. I'm interested to see what crazy shit ya'll have been through. I'll start! (However, let's probably keep the stories to a non-graphic calm scale please. XD So, no talking about your sex life, preferably nothing so depressing that it goes into suicide territory or anything either. Thank you!) And maybe for funsies, add a 'moral to the story' at the end. ------------------- A few years ago, when I had my black German Shepherd, we were just all chilling in the living room, in the new house we were renting. We were having a late dinner, my dog - Sabre - was given her dinner too. Before we were about to go to bed though, my little sister noticed something on the ground in the kitchen, tucked away between the bench and the wall. It was like, snail bait, poison basically. But the most terrible thing about it was that it looked like it had been chewed on - definitely not by any small critter. >.> So, naturally, we open our dog's mouth up and see the stuff aaall up inside there. :S My mother rang up some vet person, I dunno who, but he told us to bring the dog over to the vet. We got there just as he was opening it up with the keys (since it was closed at the time), got inside, got a few things for the dog. It was kinda disgusting really... XD How he got the poison out. I thought he'd just have some sort of drug to fight the effects, but no. He just gave her something that made her real nauseous, and she ended up vomiting all the poison out of her. I mean, it works. XP But, her dinner came with it and that wasn't so pleasant to see. XD Much better than her being poisoned though, I'd say. We kindly thanked the vet, for coming out at this time of night, did whatever else needed to be done and took Sabre home. And moral of the story: Don't wait to look after your pet! Vet said that if we waited till tomorrow, she probably would have needed much more treatment and she would be much more sick. Your turn!

1. Primary Weapon: Dual pistols. Nothing fancy... 2. Secondary Weapon: A small greatsword. As weird as that sounds. Small cause I want to be able to pick up the damn thing. But still long. 3. Stronghold: Probably that abandoned warehouse just a 20 minute walk away. It's close to a bunch of shops, but still hidden in a forest area. I would go with the abandoned hospital, but... too many windows I think. 4. Vehicle: Something that doesn't require much maintenence, so a bike? Don't need petrol for it! 5. Outfit: Probably just what I always wear. 6. Companion: Vappy if I can get his ass down here. XD 7. Battle Music: Any music I guess! Pretty sure any song sounds badass if you're fighting zombies to it. 8. 3 Additional Supplies: A grand piano, chalk (for writing on the warehouse walls and art and shit), chocolate.

"Turn the music down, you freaking bass-heads!"

Overall idea: An open 3D world survival game, but instead of being a normal human being, you're an animal. I want to see this made cause so many games come close to doing that, but either don't have as many features as I'd like them to, or they're shit. Or they don't make sense. And I feel like it'd be a fun and neat game. Don't care what art style it is, how it looks, I just want the openness! I feel like it'd be insanely fun to go around flying as a bird, trying to build a nest and look for food and that. Or maybe as a bear trying to find the perfect den. <3 But obvious features, hunger, thirst - needs similar to something of The Sims perhaps, the ability to fight, have a partner, explore the world, migrate, etc. But also be able to customize the animal you choose to roam around as.

I find the helicopters kinda easy to fly actually. Though I only have GTA V on the PS3, thus play it with a controller... Probably easier than a mouse and keyboard. X3 But I still can't do controllers all that well in any FPS. The lack of precise control I have makes my head hurt. XD OT: Skyrim on the PS3 at my mate's house.

I dunno if this counts as fanart but it's pretty awesome. By Jeftoon01 on DeviantArt

@MrKittyCat: I am so jealous. XP @Binky: That's awesome! Where the possible job at? @BTG: But would you say it's better than having a negative emotion? OT: Yesterday at work, one of my coworkers said I was cute. And to make it worse, it was one of the coworkers that I kinda fancy. So... I'm feeling gooood. <3

Semi related: My faith managed to land on this number. Should I be worried? XD

Still won't be able to make it sorry, but if I could ask so kindly - instead of creating a new thread each time you plan to stream, perhaps just post in the same thread? ^_^ I would prefer double-posting over new threads. And good luck with it!

About to get ready for work. Forecast says it's going to rain by the time I walk to work. >.< Nooo... It's gonna mess up my hair.

@SelfSurprise: My grandmother has that kind of shit just lying around in the house. XD Creeps the fuck out of me. I kinda struggle to make phone calls too. But it's not as extreme. I try to avoid making ANY calls, even if it's with my work. I hate calling up people. :S But on the call, I'm not nervous or anything. I dunno, I just get the shakes if I know I have to call somebody up. It's weird. Would rather walk into work to see when my next shift is, rather than just simply call them up. @Bidet: I can't stand the sight of seeing bones out of place. >.> If the bone was completely out of the body, not covered in blood, that's fine. I'm fine with skeletons. But as soon as I see somebody's leg broken with the bone sticking out... ugghhhh. Even in animated shit, I cannot stand it. I remember I found my sister watching that stupid Happy Tree Friends show once. I went to see what was going on in it and oh god, of course it just had to be about bones where they shouldn't be, and I almost threw up. Kinda wanted to, I felt so siiiick. I feel like my fear of the ocean is getting worse. Not only can I not even stand it in games, but I was just walking along a pier in Hobart, looking down at the water. And geez, I felt SO freaked out. Just the fact that I couldn't see shit all under the water, I had to stand right at the center of the walkway to feel safe. And that was just at a pier... :S Maybe my fear of the ocean came from games, cause like... in 90% of games, if there's water, there's either something in it waiting to come eat you, or... it's instant death. XD And I don't like. I don't like water...

Knows way more shit than I do. XD