Jeb_CC

Cute but getting off topic guys.

The Fines Bros are assholes? But... they make such funny content... That's depressing...

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@Doublenature: You suddenly turned asexual? X3 OT: I feel so panicked right now. I'm not usually afraid of big mean black spiders, but this one was fucking AFTER ME. It wouldn't leave me alone! It just crawled around my walls, and tried to get onto my bed to get to me on numerous occasions. I don't LIKE killing anything, it's fucking horrible, but like... I had no choice. I was going to trap it at first, but it was NOT co-operating. I didn't have any like... bug killer sprays or anything, so I had to use physical objects. I got a pan, from the kitchen, and whacked it against the wall as hard as I could against the spider. It took me 1 minute to finally take the pan off the wall - because I did NOT want to see its spider guts everywhere. Well, I take it off, AND IT'S STILL FUCKING ALIVE. I TRIED TO KILL IT, can you imagine how much more this thing got pissed at me? And the fucker was so fast. So, I smash the pan against it again. Wasn't taking any chances. I had to keep the pan held against the wall, whilst looking for a harder flatter object to smash it with. A pile of books at the end of my bed?Perfect! But out of reach. So I had to use my fucking feet and legs to bring the books closer to me, whilst holding the pan to the wall, finally get the book, let go of the pan and absolutely fucking hammer that thing with one of those giant ass binder book things. Thing is, I don't even know if I killed it. I remove the book and there's like, guts and legs on the fucking wall and I feel sick cause I just killed a poor spider, but I couldn't find the body. And I KNOW I didn't smush the whole body up. There's just a few legs, spider blood and guts, and no body. So, I'm terrified. Either I killed it really really hard, or it's injured, somewhere under my bed, and super fucking pissed at me. I am so terrified. XD I've never had a spider with such a fucking vendetta against me. And I feel so horrible! I hate killing things... and I would have been fine with him roaming around if he wasn't wanting to get so close to me. >.o People feel sick from seeing blood and gore. I feel sick from killing a spider. Wooh, go me. X3

Being on a Skype group call with some dude that I'm pretty sure hates my guts right now. Sooo.... I'm just going to keep quiet for a while. XD Oh, and eating pizza for lunch.

^^^^^^^^^^^this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Y'all need Jesus. How ironic.

PERMISSION'S BEEN GRANTED. MWAHAHA! XD Okay, I'm good now. :3 @Vappy: Nah, it's cool. My bloodlust was satisfied a little while ago. You live another day! XP But seriously, page 2 of this thread... we keep trying to take over this place... We gotta behave.

XP Mmm. What if I warn you at the start of every week? Then you'll never be able to tickle me. If you do, you'll be breaking like... A blood pact, and must be sacrificed to a pack of wolves, alongside a virgin. Cause... Traditions. Well done, my dear, now I really can't stop thinking about it. Dammit, I'll hit you with a rolled up magazine too if you keep this up. Now let's stop like... Cluttering this poor thread with our nonsense. We're sharing too many feelings. XD Kyou will get mad at us. This thread shouldn't be the "Vappy and Jeb" thread, but it's slowly becoming that. XP

*beats Mr.KittyCat with a rolled up magazine* @Vappy: Makes sense. But like, would it hurt more? Or is that just an overall hard thing to tell? X3 Cause nobody can really measure pain... though it'd be awesome if you could. It'll finally settle the debate of which sex receives the most pain. XP But there'll be people still in denial anyway, so I don't even know if it'd really matter or not.

I have a really random question that I want a serious answer for. XP This is like... something that popped in my mind because I decided to lie down for 10 minutes. XD It's like the equivalent of shower thoughts. When it comes to like, pregnant women and whatever... what happens if you're a really tiny pregnant woman and you go through childbirth? Would that hurt more cause your structure is like... tighter and smaller? I have no idea how it works. X3 If you have two really tall parents, I don't imagine the baby would be any taller than the average baby, or am I wrong? Cause if that's the case, that'd SUCK for the female. XD Like... If the father was really really tall and the baby was bigger than the norm and you go through labor with that as a really short thin lady. God damn. Or... is it that because the female is small, the baby will be small too? Cause I'm like... 60% sure you only take after your parents' height as you're growing up, not at birth... Or hell, is it just random chance if you've got a big/small baby? I'm not even going to apologize for the randomness like I usually do because this is the designated thread. XP

The summary of my life, ladies and gentleman. I swear to God. Everyone freaking does this to me, and it pisses me off. XD

Oh man, awesome question. I want invisibility! If I have that, and become a good climber, I can go anywhere! > Though, I probably won't use it for any bad or good. X3 Just for my own personal selfishness. You know, hop onto a plane, either find an empty seat or just sit on the floor. XP Then I'd visit any country I want, stay there for two weeks, nip some food from a rich person's home and just chilllll...

No, no, nonono, this feels like some sort of trap now. Offer a massage and when I get close enough you hug me and don't ever let go. XP You'd totally do that. You wouldn't even be able to tickle me though. X3 Unless you want a slap to the face. Cause I'll gladly give you one of those if you start tickling me. In fact, it's not even a choice, it's mandatory that people get a slap to the face when they tickle me. XD You're not getting out of that one. And if my arms are tied behind my back, you get a kick to the crotch. <3 So that's your warning for the week. XP And don't even think about it!! OT: Tired, kinda feeling mindless since I haven't eaten yet. But after I do eat, I should be way happier. XP

That's really interesting, Daniel! And would be absolutely terrible. XD Geez. Doesn't matter if heaven is like that too, I would HATE to die and have the chance of being stranded in the middle of a giant ocean for eternity whilst monsters swim beneath my feet and brush against my legs. Blurgh. For me though (seriously too): I think Heaven is what you want it to be. It's paradise, awesome place. I want my heaven to have a giant chocolate fountain. XP So it will. Hell though... I'd imagine it'd be just... nothing. Almost as if it didn't exist at all. You die, you feel nothing, you are nothing, just a body in the ground - and that thought alone is hell for me. Where it's nothing but darkness, can't sense, can't move, you're just... nothing but empty space. And jokingly: Hell is my period, cause fuck being a girl! Wooh!

Darn. What if I want both? XP Hands and teeth on your neck. Delicious. Geez, is that a threat though? Snatch me up and sudden shoulder massage?Nooo! XP And if I don't comply, then what? Tickling? Goodness gracious me, I'm giving you ideas... I am very worried, dear. XD And you know what, I think your vent is fine anyway. You shared your feelings in the 'Share your feelings' thread, so I think I'll let you off for the weird as route you went with that. XP OT: Reeelllaaaaxed. Finally!

Of course... XP I'll just badger about it with you later. You can expect that, won't keep it from you. I'm surprised though! You didn't take up my massage offer? Geez. Or maybe it's just because you'd want to give it instead of receive it. XP You're like that. It's adorable. OT: Aaaand no longer stressed. I got so much shit fixed!

And if you want a refund, you get $4.99 back.

Well maybe you can give me some time? I'm planning to visit him in June, he should be off all his medication then, and we've had a bunch of time to talk about a few things. Give me and give him some time, mmkay, dear? ^_^ He's not as bad as you think he is... Don't worry, please. *hugs* We haven't even had time to set down like.... Rules with living together and family and what not. The culture shock and business was to blame for that one... The US is so weird... I would really like to take him back to Australia or something. XD That'd be nice. But don't worry!! :3 It's fine. I promise, I'll make it all work out - and all you have to do is just sit back in your chair, relax and drink your tea. XP I'll stand behind you and give you a massage too. Even better. You cannot resist my warm fingers. X3 They are too lovable. OT: Stressed... Getting an electrician to come around and fix the wiring in the ceiling before it starts pouring with rain again.

Everything is so nice and peaceful until my house starts flooding again. So far... I can say goodbye to my backyard. Now I've said goodbye to my power, and maybe the front of my house soon. God damn, why do I have to live on a hill?? http://m.imgur.com/1bNxbUU,Ljjrrnf,eYPOr7O,ZJeVW3s

A shepherd pie! I'm feeling kinda proud of myself right now. Not only did I actually finish my meal for once, but I'm going for seconds. X3 Yay!

@Meelis: Good job on not dying. XD Geez. Riding a bicycle on a slippery wet road. X3 Goodness me. @AP_Pastor: Stop punching walls!! OT: I played the piano too hard and I might have ripped the skin off one of my fingers... >.< It hurts so bad, oh my gosh. Why do I do this to myself? XD It stings and burn and gosh damn. That's what I get for playing the fucking Death Waltz. One day I'm going to break my finger from playing the piano, I just know it. Owwww...

@Vappy: Come on, love... I've been with the guy for 3 years. So surely if I stuck around for so long, the guy is decent, riiight? I mean, he's only been on so many medications and shit because of his transplant. Like, prior to the transplant, he had WAY less stuff to do. But now, with his recovery and fear of rejection in the organs and whatever else, he's just... a bit all over the place. Doesn't help that he's gotta sit down every 3 hours cause he gets easily exhausted. Glad he got the transplant... but at the same time, it's been stressing me out, even after it. Blurgh. And don't worry about the flood thingy. X3 Only a few things got water damaged. Just gotta buy some new electrical stuff, I guess. But nothing big got ruined, I don't think. We need more towels though. XD We were using them all to soak up the water that was leaking into the house - the front door, window sills, that sort of guff. But I really want a shower, and we only have wet soaking towels that we gotta wash and dry. @Psychotic Ninja: Never watched this show... but I hate it when a show has to end. It's so depressing. :S It also instantly reminded me of this show... QsoRtMDW9Mc I used to watch this when I was really little, then stopped watching it. During my non-watch period, I didn't realize that the main actor had been replaced - which of course, made me feel kinda sad! So I did some Googling, found this, and geez, so many tears were shed. XD It's so sad... And damn... then there's Futurama - awesome show, cancelled two fucking times. -_- Why TV!? Why you gotta be so good and terrible at the same time!?

@Scampi: And now... try more shading! That'd look cool. @Psychotic Ninja: Awesome! I feel like you need a lot of patience for retracing. XD If you're not into that stuff. @SodaPop: It's creepy and I love it! @AP_Pastor: Wow, that's so cool! Heh, I wonder what skill level of the guitar the Grim Reaper is! I love the moon in it too. OT: Hey guys, I made a plant. XP Cause why not.

So... We had a bunch of fires here in Tassie, now we have massive thunderstorms. I thought it was nice and relaxing, watching the lightning and listening to the thunder. And then my house started flooding. :3 So. OT: Trying not to freak out whilst I save my TV. XD And every electronic on the floor... :S The gutter got filled up with leaves and my whole wall is like... Gushing water. @_@ Oh. And from the front window, you can literally see underneath the water level of the flooding through the glass pane. The force of the flooding pushed over the brick wall in the side and aaaall that water moved to the backyard. Fuck fuck fuck. EDIT: Now trying to fix the power. Gauges say we're getting power, but none of it's going into the house. I try flipping the switch but it just clicks back off. I think the water in the ceiling ticked something off... Oh dear. EDIT2: I think I should stop trying to turn the power back on before I start a fire... >.> Hehehe... *cries* Awww... I'm going to die.

About to get up and get myself some breakfast... at 12pm. Sweet.