Jeb_CC

misogynist

(I hate this word and its spelling)

9/10 - So cute!

Hello Boomer and Vogeth! Pleasure to meet you both.

@Rarity: I hope it's all sorted out for you by now! :S

OT: I was going round the hotel, about to leave for the market, when I found this staircase that looks creepily just like that one SCP... I took one look at this thing, and immediately got shivers up my spine. XD Oof.

Aaand this is the SCP stairwell. Just reverse the sides and turn off the lights.

And I've seen Markiplier play the game of this, and that's what made me extremely terrified of the lights suddenly going out. XD Cause, this motherfucker, will eat my soul and everything in it.

Summary: I feel... terrified? XD I'm both drawn to the staircase, and at the same time really want to get away from it. I want the lights to go out so I can see what that looks like, how dark it will be... but then I'd be paranoid of a body-less figure appearing in the darkness ahead, and unable to run away from it as it takes my arm and snaps all my fingers in half. >.>

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

Eating pancakes one-handed in bed with my laptop whilst my sleeping fiance cuddles my other arm... <.

Well, though, thanks to Jeb I won't now need to concern myself with wine and sex interfering anymore Vampire ways... blood is the tipple of choice there, hehe

 

Regards

<3

@Seattleite: Goodnight. XP Have a good 2-3 days. XD

My music is revolting again.

I found out, it's REALLY hard to try and explain musical terms to a non-musician. XD With my fiance looking over my shoulder and asking so many damn questions. XP Goodness me.

Yeah, well too bad you love us, Rarity. XP You'll just have to suck it up.

The majority of this page will be my vents alone apparently...

*deep breath* WHAT THE FUCK!? What kind of fucking car sets off an alarm if you unlock it and open it from the fucking inside???? WHO DESIGNED THIS!? Are you fucking kidding me?? Thanks for scaring the absolute shit out of me! Are you fucking me... What if there was a psycho maniac outside and I wanted to get out of this car? I unlock it, open it, siren goes off and I get shot 500 times. Thanks car! And why is it so difficult to unlock in the first place? What the fuck kind of car is this? My fiancé's weird as mother was concerned that we wouldn't be able to breathe in the car (don't ask), what she SHOULD have been worried about is whether I'd get interrogated by the cops for setting off the alarm. What the fuck is this. I'm so mad, and the siren was loud as shit. I wanted fresh air, but had to scramble around in the dark to try and fix the thing. I couldn't...

Vampire fangs are needles.

Vappy can be the judge of that when I'm busy nomming on his neck. >:3

Well unlike a lot of companies, Valve actually listens to the community which is something... And I doubt they have any worse customer service than any other company out there. Also, Valve has a lot of games that are always running and need updates and constant attention, so they got their hands full on other things, and they're working on behind the scene things. Sorry, I'm a big Valve supporter. XD Feel free to tell me to shut up. XP

Always kinda sad to see when an employee from an industry like this retires though... Such good games were made with the help of this person!!

7/10 - Some happy girl. Cause why not!

My recipe...

 

1 teaspoon of the blood of your loved one (<- The XP)

Ohoh... This makes me feel slightly weak in the knees... But... For my loved one's enjoyment... I suppose I'd happily provide a few teaspoonfuls, yes...

 

Regards

Wonderful. <3 You can choose either the vampire method, or needle method. XP Up to you.

DON'T JUDGE ME!!

@BTG: What if I put both in? XP AND sugar, even if the chocolate mix already has sugar in it... >.>

 

Why would you put experience points into hot chocolate? How do put experience points into hot chocolate?

It's my daily dosage of levelling up!

My recipe...

1 cup

1 packet of chocolate mix (not sugar-free)

1 teaspoon of the blood of your loved one (<- The XP)

3‰ teaspoons of sugar

2 tablespoons of pool water

1/4 Milk, 3/4 Water

@BTG: What if I put both in? XP AND sugar, even if the chocolate mix already has sugar in it... >.>

What the fuck Scampi? XD That was weird enough until it got to actually murdering him. XP Gosh, why are we all so violent in our dreams? Like, for some reason, I've never killed a man in my dreams, but I've killed plenty of females. Which is weird. Guess I don't like girls? XP I dunno.

I had a recent dream... I apparently had a son who was like... 3 years old and a little shit. All I can remember was his middle and last name... Last name being my Fiancé's, and middle name being; "Simone". Simone? What a weird name. XD

Either way, he was annoying and for some reason didn't think I was his mother. But I was like; " Mate, get real. I'm your mother. I think I'd know if you're my son."

Weirdness...

...and koalas that are on-par with behemoths.

@BTG: Motherfuckin' drop bears.

And our rabbits will evolve to kill. > But I agree, that'd be sick as. XP

I'm going to be the weird person here...

I got a box of 24 cans of Soybean milk... XP (There is a difference between Soy milk and Soybean milk...) Just for me. Hehehe. I love this stuff, oh my gosh, it's like heaven in a can.

Off topic Jcw87... Don't need to talk about it on this thread or continue on with that discussion. If you're serious about it, create a thread in the Serious Discussion forum.

@Everyone else: Let's keep this thread focused on Writer Auditions only. Thank you.

I think he meant the actual hard-casing of the mirror. X3 I don't expect the side mirror to literally be nothing but glass. XD That'd be kinda weird and very inconvenient...

Getting ready for bed...

Also, answering weird as questions asked by my Fiancé's mother that I'm being strangely offended by.

"Here in America, pigs say "Oink". What do they say in Australia?" This was such a weird question, I thought she was fucking with me at first. XD But no... It was legit.

"Uh... "Oink"... I don't use a different language."

"Oh. We have another word for it in Thai, so you guys say it the American way too?"

"The American way too."

"The American way too."

Tea was spat that day.

Watch it, BTG...

Aw man, you guys were playing Tf2 without me? XD You traitors.

OT: Tf2 without Rarity and Username. XP

Transplant doctor forbid me to get a pet snake because of my fiancé's immunity and shit. I've always wanted a pet snake. But now... I can't have one. That's so depressing. The only reason I didn't get a snake for myself earlier was because I thought; "Hey, my partner and I can own one together!" Buuuut nope! One year isn't a long enough time to own any sort of pet except bloody fish. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr... I've always wanted a pet snake... They're so cute...