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If we have at least five active users, posting at least once in this thread per day...

It'd take 199,502 days apparently... 547 years... to reach 1,000,000.

Posting three times in this thread per day... 66,500 days... 182 years...

I wanna call quits. XD Let's all go home. It's futile!

EDIT: Don't quote me on this. It's 12am and I'm tired. I shouldn't be doing math at 12am. Nobody should.

@Zaraki: Very cute! ^w^ Thank you!

Other than what I posted in the General Chat thread... drew this a few days ago...

Aren't they adorable... <3

Goodness gracious me, ya'll are fussy as fuck. XD Nah, it's cool... means I know exactly how to please you all if I ever decide to draw something like this again.

And for fun:

TQkv-zqU-L8

You guys are acting like you had some weird secret sex years ago in the alley or something, and no-one on the forum is supposed to know. XP

*sighs* XD Ikky wants some of that.

"Alright, who the fuck removed all the writing from my book?"

FUCK. She's still a flirty horny bastard. XD

"Fear me!!"

Oh hello there!

OT: Doing some video-editing work.

@Seattleite: Sorry, I'm Australian. XD All the birthdays are early here, so I either miss them or somebody in US time tells me about it and I don't know whether they're fucking with me or not.

Sorry though... I'd give you a prezzie if I could!

OKAY! Hey guys, I made something. Since I'm poor as fuck, but I love you all too much, I had to do SOMETHING for Christmas...

1. Some of your avatars are so WTF, I didn't know what to draw you as.

Psychotic - I hope you don't mind being a rainbow headed chick.

Zaraki/AP_Pastor/Danielsangeo - I meshed up a body for you guys. XD

Binky - You're still a cartoon freak.

BTG - Congratz, you're a part of the Star-Trek universe now.

2. This took forever. So you guys either like it, or I'm shoving it down your throat.

3. If I missed someone, I owe them like... $2 or something. XD I dunno, sorry!

4. I'm posting this now cause... some people are probably away for actual Christmas, and I'll be in the US by then so I might as well get it done now!

But yeah, I'm not the best artist... but it's the least I can do to show you guys that I care! I would have felt horrible if I didn't do anything. You're all such awesome people. So glad I came to this forum... and I hope you all have a sweet Merry Christmas! ^_^ <3

Thank you~!

"Oh hey, I can touch-type! Well what do you know..."

Gosh, so many abbreviations I don't understand. XD The US has too many states, dammit! But wow, you've gotten around!

A: The UK probably... but it might be a bit too cold there for my liking. X3 Better than any other place though. XD Australia is just... the perfect place for me. So if I can stay, I'll stay. XP

Q: What's one of the most stupidest theories/ideas/beliefs you had when you were a kid?

@Vappybear: A gif? Hmmm... I would... I might... but if I'm going to make a gif, I'm going to try and make it as still as possible. No weird jumps where the flower is one corner, then in the next frame, it's in another corner. I have another one of those flowers about to bloom, so I'll see if I can try and get some good rhythm going. :3 Then I'll make a gif from that.

@Rarity: How do you even have fun with that? XD If I'm playing a game, I want to make it piss easy for me so I can relax and enjoy it.

OT: Currently taking a break from drawing before my hand falls off.

According to the BMI stuff, I'm severely anorexic. X3 Coool... I guess? I'm just a really small person. XD But it pisses me off because that's how I'm supposed to address myself to any medical staff or forms. "Are you anorexic?" Check. *sighs*

I hate it, and I wish it would go die already. XD I hate it, I hate it, I hate it. "I'm technically anorexic." "Eww, so you're really really thin and you can see your bones and all that?" Noooooooooo... nononono.

But to answer your question - no fucking clue!

How many different states and countries have you been to?

@Seattleite: It's your birthday? And if so - happy birthday! ^_^

@Rarity: Oh goodness gracious me! D: That sounds awful. I hope he's alright now. Geez, that must have been horrible... Seeing one of your parents in a distress like that is just... *shivers* You shake and you can't really think straight, it's like all you can think of is; "Is he/she okay??" Same goes with any loved one I suppose!

When did that happen? In the dental place or outside or something?

@Ninja: I'll be quiet...

Oh hey, my phone light is blinking. I wonder whose messaged.

Oh, three missed calls from my mother. SHIT. SHE'S GOING TO KILL ME.

*whistles*

9/10

What!?! XD What the fuck? What is this? And why? The ECHO?

Blitz

Banned for anti-counter-turrism

XD Yeah... working whilst tired is absolute bollocks.

OT: Watching grass grow? I mean, almost!

My beautiful flower bloomed in just a mere 24 hours. X3 Plants are freaky cool. You'd think it'd take longer for it to do that, but nope! So pretty... I've been caring for these flowers as if they were my children. XD

I feel like... if you can barely keep your eyes open, and they hurt if you try, that's a good sign you should get some more sleep.

Sooo...

OT: Gonna have a nap before my eyes explode. X3

Join the campaign to allow fracking in your local area and enjoy 2 years without energy bills!

 

Vote against gay marriage and the Church will pay for your own wedding!

 

Report a suspected communist in your street and pay no taxes this quarter!

 

Earn 10000 Patriot Points and have dinner with your favourite celebrity!

 

I suspect the rewards would be rather a lot... Smaller than that.

Terrorize that communist for years and years on the other side of the street and enjoy 2 years without energy bills!

Murder your gay neighbours and the Church will pay for your own wedding!

Burn down that rebelling town nearby and pay no taxes this quarter!

Enslave the country under the government's will-bending-power and be protected by the army until death.

How about that?

@BTG: Oh my gosh. It's horrible!! o.O If the US implement something like the China are going to do, I'm offering free-accommodation in Australia. XD Come to Australia! We have beer.

So, I've uploaded three tracks to my Soundcloud in the past few weeks or so - two are new, one is not so new but modified a little so it doesn't sound bat-shit horrible.

Been playing with a bunch of stuff like volume and tempo lately too... so hopefully that brings out some nice variety.

Although... I think I need another challenge. XP Give me three chords!

@CollectiveFoal: Usually I get a lot of these songs if I type up; "Action" or "Adventure" or something like that into a site that uses those sort of key words. But I don't know any exact genre, if there even is one. XP

@Scott: Nope.

Have you ever just had a chocolate at the back of your throat, and you didn't really swallow just right, so it feels like the chocolate has become a pool of acid in your mouth and it hurts and you scream; "WHY CHOCOLATE, WHY DID YOU BETRAY ME!?!?!!"

Want a discount on Microsoft games? Play up the hysteria on gun ownership.

Want 20% off at Home Depot? Scream and rant and rave about prayer in schools.

Want half off on a new Ford truck? Better not be friends with any democrats.

Free Chic-Fil-A for the biggest homophobe!

A free frappucino for everyone who calls the proposed ban on free speech a ban on hate speech!

Support putting ground troops in Syria, get $20 of gas for free!

Support the Comcast-TWC merger, and get free broadband for one month!

Awww... but... I want a frappucino... and I want free broadband...

That would suck. That would just REALLY SUCK. You'd look at your neighbours with all this cool shit and stuff, a Ferrari and a pool, not really deserving of any of it, all they did was just follow a few simple commands from the government. Psscht.

And on another note: If you managed to make up that whole list by yourself, +100 points to you for creativity.

Also... isn't this just all massive bribery?

@Rarity: BAHAHAHA! XD The idiot!