Zaraki

Black Mesa.

Granted,but you're the only one in the world who actually likes it. I wish it wasn't so chilly.

Bad news:You get serious mental health issues. Good news:Curtains become bulletproof!

"Thanks for the hot chocolate. That was nice of you."

LOTR. A retro-futuristic film based on a 70s novel or a post-apocalyptic fantasy horror film?

Chilly.

Exoskeleton croissants sell door-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the bananas

Resting.

Soft croissants sell door-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the Vietnamese.

Banned for bringing double entendres.

10/10 You crack me up,little buddy!

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9/10

Hunger.

Banned for not putting a dot at the end of the sentence.

Oh man.... Can you guys believe this? A group of drug dealers in our neighbourhood! There was a SWAT team,the police blocked the roads,but there was no violent action. The dealers just gave themselves up. Around 5 of them. I saw them come out one by one. It was thanks to a police dog that sniffed them out. I felt kinda nervous,yet really interested. I might send some pictures.

Banned for having a large ego.

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The word "dun" stands for "cursed",right?

10/10 Love the hat.

Don't listen to the haters,Jeb. You're being yourself and that's what makes you awesome. OT:Feeling tired,but okay. Got some uni projects to do in the next few weeks and I'm gonna move to a new house next month.

Bad news:It turns out to be a major scam. Good news:A new type of anti-viral drug is made by scientists.

Tortured croissants sell man-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the aliens.

I can do some decent voice acting,more or less.