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Zaraki

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  1. "What riddle nonsense are you talking about? That is just silly,silly."
  2. But if the cookies were for someone else,how would that someone know where the cookies where and why the heck would they want cookies in the first place?
  3. Banned for accusing someone of unoriginality.
  4. "Uh..listen,can you just stop...staring at me?"
  5. Jesus Christ.... I had a REALLY weird and VERY perverted dream. It would say what it was about,but it would disgust all of you.
  6. "Really? I thought he was joking. Can't believe he really did it."
  7. Granted,but now the internet service provider demands a higher pay. I wish I had smaller toes.
  8. Banned for not showing teeth while smiling. (Sorry if I offended any dragon lovers )
  9. Screamin' plants sell man-eating laptops and overpriced cursed demonic candy for the win.
  10. Bad news:You turn out to be very incompetent and therefore you get fired. Good news:You've just won 500000 Canadian dollars!
  11. PS2. A robotic cupboard or a living closet?
  12. Banned for keeping dragons as pets.
  13. Triple AAA games now have a maximum of 20 fps and are expected to be even less within the next few months.
  14. Granted,but now no customers arrive anymore. I wish I had a turtle shell.
  15. Poker Night At The Inventory - Main Theme
  16. Every day for about 8-10 hours throughout the day. Lately even longer. Same,but it's worse for my brother.
  17. Banned for having fire breath and not using it for the benefit of others.
  18. The warm cabin vacation. Self-explanatory:
  19. Bad news:It's a short-lived prototype. Good news:Scientists have created a serum for reviving the dead.
  20. 2723 - One of the members retires from the music industry due to being blind in one eye and deaf in one ear.
  21. Granted,but the didgeridoo gets stuck on your mouth forever. I wish I had a bag of peanuts.
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