Reverend_UshankaCat_
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I haven't seen this anywhere else, but I'm pretty sure I didn't invent it either. Basically the idea is: The Zombie Apocalypse happened! Now you need to ask yourself: What will be my...
1. Primary Weapon?
2. Secondary Weapon?
3. Stronghold?
4. Vehicle?
5. Outfit?
6. Companion?
7. Battle Music?
8. 3 Additional Supplies?
(Let's say the Zombies are the "Left 4 Dead" kind, so they can run and don't feel pain, and we're all immune to their virus)
Here are my choices:
1. Primary Weapon: A Giant, badass Claymore sword!
2. Secondary Weapon: A lot of people would take a chainsaw, but what they forget is that they need fuel! And since batteries are much easier to find, I'd use a Pizza cutter with a motorised wheel.
3. Stronghold: I don't like the local Mall, so I'll just hide in my apartment. I live on the seventh floor and that lift would scare ANY creature away.
4. Vehicle: I don't have a driving licence... But let's see them try to arrest me in A TANK!
5. Outfit: Naked, except for my Ushanka.
6. Companion: Aisha Tyler, after I heroically save her from a horde of zombies.
7. Battle Music: The "Breakfast Machine" Song from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.
8. 3 Additional Supplies: Toothbrush, Toothpaste and Dental Floss.
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Maybe your Spider-boyfriend was radioactive, and now you have a Spidey-sense!
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I need you on my team when the world ends... Perfect look for it.
I've seen all Mad Max movies at least twice and I own tons of old Soviet military gas masks and helmets, so I'm ready!
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That strange moment when you pick up your phone and it turns into a spoon...
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You're very welcome!
We work hard on these videos, and hearing from fans how much they like them really makes them all worth the effort.
...is this the new Random thread?
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Men in Black peeking around the bottom; clearly the movie is the result of aliens.
Not to mention they both have the exact same facial expressions as I had when I first heard about this
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Try decrypting this:
ACHFSXKIDBWLECNSEFKL
The key is:
4-3164
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So now I'm INFP-A
67% Introverted
69% Intuitive
62% Feeling
58% Prospecting
58% Assertive
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Papa November. Papa November. Papa November. Papa November. Es folgen Mitteilungen für: EINS DREI ZWO. EINS DREI ZWO. EINS EINS Gruppen - ZWO SECHS DREI ACHT. ZWO SECHS DREI ACHT. SECHS SECHS Gruppen - Achtung!
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8.5/10 - I love this song and I love this band, gets me in the mood to go to a dark, dirty pub and drink and party all night long!
SKEfLdIIRhk
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Really friendly and polite!
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Ebene 2
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But you CAN get someone else to buy pizza for you too!
I'm feeling pretty good, the days are getting longer and brighter!
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Nah, I was just too stupid to check properly, they did actually give reasons ._.
OT: My throat hurts a bit, I was in really loud pub last night drinking with some mates and a bunch of really drunk Pakistani refugees.
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Looks like Freeman's theory about how teleporters work by creating exact copies of the person going through and then killing them was correct, except that apparently they don't always die!
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I tried watching it, but sadly my connection was too bad at the time. I'm following you now, though!
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I'm probably 180cm.Or 5'9.
How average of me.
I'm exactly 180cm as well
We're the brothers of average!
Another fun fact: I can bend some of my fingers in strange ways that apparently nobody else can.
Another one: I have no idea how to spell apparently.
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I hope you remember the training videos!
wmgXNBCLVT4
OT: Kinda pissed that someone has removed a lot of edits I made on the CombineOverWiki since I have no idea why.
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The Day Of Total Armageddon Holocaust by Horde
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8/10 - Enjoying it while I still can
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So last night I dreamt that I was trying to convince BTG that churches are unnecessary.
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Thick grey clouds. I wish we could at least get proper rain, but currently the weather is just too depressingly neutral.
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Vent
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Join the church of the UshankaCat! We basically just sleep all day.
On a serious note, I completely agree with you. The entire idea of going to church is a bit strange when you think about it.
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You two are starting to make me uncomfortable...