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Reverend_UshankaCat_

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  1. I haven't seen this anywhere else, but I'm pretty sure I didn't invent it either. Basically the idea is: The Zombie Apocalypse happened! Now you need to ask yourself: What will be my...

    1. Primary Weapon?

    2. Secondary Weapon?

    3. Stronghold?

    4. Vehicle?

    5. Outfit?

    6. Companion?

    7. Battle Music?

    8. 3 Additional Supplies?

     

    (Let's say the Zombies are the "Left 4 Dead" kind, so they can run and don't feel pain, and we're all immune to their virus)

     

    Here are my choices:

     

    1. Primary Weapon: A Giant, badass Claymore sword!

    2. Secondary Weapon: A lot of people would take a chainsaw, but what they forget is that they need fuel! And since batteries are much easier to find, I'd use a Pizza cutter with a motorised wheel.

    3. Stronghold: I don't like the local Mall, so I'll just hide in my apartment. I live on the seventh floor and that lift would scare ANY creature away.

    4. Vehicle: I don't have a driving licence... But let's see them try to arrest me in A TANK!

    5. Outfit: Naked, except for my Ushanka.

    6. Companion: Aisha Tyler, after I heroically save her from a horde of zombies.

    7. Battle Music: The "Breakfast Machine" Song from Pee Wee's Big Adventure.

    8. 3 Additional Supplies: Toothbrush, Toothpaste and Dental Floss.

     

  2. Men in Black peeking around the bottom; clearly the movie is the result of aliens.

    Not to mention they both have the exact same facial expressions as I had when I first heard about this

  3. Papa November. Papa November. Papa November. Papa November. Es folgen Mitteilungen für: EINS DREI ZWO. EINS DREI ZWO. EINS EINS Gruppen - ZWO SECHS DREI ACHT. ZWO SECHS DREI ACHT. SECHS SECHS Gruppen - Achtung!

  4. Nah, I was just too stupid to check properly, they did actually give reasons ._.

     

    OT: My throat hurts a bit, I was in really loud pub last night drinking with some mates and a bunch of really drunk Pakistani refugees.

  5. I'm probably 180cm.Or 5'9.

    How average of me.

    I'm exactly 180cm as well

    We're the brothers of average!

     

    Another fun fact: I can bend some of my fingers in strange ways that apparently nobody else can.

    Another one: I have no idea how to spell apparently.

  6. Join the church of the UshankaCat! We basically just sleep all day.

     

    On a serious note, I completely agree with you. The entire idea of going to church is a bit strange when you think about it.

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