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Reverend_UshankaCat_

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  1. I will forever be confused by these two. I still associate Psycho Ninja with Rainbow Dash and Rarity with... well, Rarity.

    Oh man, all this talk about avatars somehow made me change mine!

  2. Oh dear, that's bad. That can be a sign of vampirism. Try to get them to sunbathe with you. If they say that they "don't have time" or "are too busy" and look at you with a confused expression, it means that it's already too late. The only thing you cn do then is drive a stake through their hearts and perform an exorcism on their houses. Sorry, mate.

     

    My term paper is due in two days, but I'm 300 words short of the required 3000!

  3. Buy a lot of concealed weapons, shave a mohawk,take some painkillers and then return Iris to her parents.

     

    I have an unexplained bite mark on my arm and the strange desire to eat human flesh. Is that normal?

  4. While I welcome the idea of having a game take place in a historical setting that is usually ignored, I'm also quite sceptical. I mean, WWI (if I remember correctly) mostly consisted of sitting in a trench and shooting mortars and rifles at where you thought the enemy was, and then charging blindly into fire, hoping that you won't get shot, so can you really make an interesting game out of that? It's been a long time since I've played the Battlefield 1918 mod, but I remember that being quite boring.

    I want this to be good though, it's just that I have completely lost faith in Battlefield after the blurry, crappy mess that was Battlefield 3 (or as I like to call it: Call of Colour Correction: Modern Battlefield). After playing that the series was basically dead to me. To this day I refuse to even acknowledge the existence of Battlefield 4.

    So maybe Battlefield 5 can bring this once great series back to my heart!

  5. In my last dream I was about to go to the city with my brother, my sister and her boyfriend, but somehow I was to incompetent to tie my shoes.

    A few days ago I also dreamed that I was French kissing Aisha Tyler... too bad I woke up.

  6. Scorpion Wind: A man-sized scorpion walks on the stage and farts into the microphone. The audience is disgusted, confused and happy at the same time as they slowly realise that a scorpion's wind is actually quite nice to listen to.

     

    Next Band: Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra

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