Binky The Rabbit

Bulldozing an entire crop of garden gnomes.

What names do you give your garden gnomes?

Sixx.

The teams were called back the next day, but when they got to the water tank, the door had disappeared. Perplexed, the serviceman took out his smartphone - he had taken a picture of the door after finding it missing in the blueprint. The door, however, was missing from the picture too, the off-white wall giving no indication of a door ever being present. All but one team member - Brian - dimissed the serviceman for wasting their time.

Granted, but at both 9PM and 6AM there is an hour-long cacophonous orgy from your neighbours.

I wish wisdom teeth weren't so troublesome.

Town.

when you said hollowbody bass I first thought about one of the big ones, like in a symphonic orchestra - is that what you're talking about?

@Binky: Ooh a fretless! Always wanted one after trying out this acoustic fretless bass, I think it was an Ibanez. It had a wonderful sound, like a double bass. Any chance we can see that beauty of a bass soon?

 

@Amadeus: When he said hollowbody, he was referring to the acoustic guitar-like design, albeit with pickups and an f-hole, or something

Close. It's an Epiphone Viola Bass. I'll put a picture up when I sort out the electronics, but here's a stock photo:

I've taken the electronics out, and I plan on fitting something like a Piezo pickup near the bridge. The guy who defretted it said he cut cut a groove into the bridge and slot one in, which would be awesome.

OT: Feeling good, had a decent day in town.

Sexy Mexican Maid - RHCP

Pre-breakdown Frusciante is pretty different to post-breakdown Frusciante.

Cramped up my left hand and forearm. I've set the action on my recently defrettted viola bass way high, similar to that of an actual double bass. Considering my main bass has a very low action, the difference in required pressure to press these strings down is a proper workout for my arm.

Now wonder guitarists and bassists have wrecked hands when they reach old age!

The News Quiz on Radio 4. I love Susan Calman.

Feeling proper awesome at the moment. I got my hollowbody bass back from the shop today, de-fretted with the inlay dots removed too. Popped on some flatwound strings, and it's like playing a miniature double bass!

Not finished though, it needs a couple of tweaks I reckon. Then I need to find a pickup for it.

But for now, man I've waited nearly two years to get this done, and it works!

9/10 TARGET DESIGNATED.

Terminal.

Granted, but you'll never be able to find the tool you require when you need it.

I wish I could have a pet Lamarr.

Sandwich.

"Why yes, they are soft and squishy."

A courtroom drama depicting Gordon Sumner and Steve Borden fighting to claim copyright of their stagename.

In The Loop.

Fitzgerald's Unused Codpiece Kitten Store.

BLILD

Granted, but you'll never get to make whoopee with Tali

I wish I had a Gravity Gun.

Genius.(in music)

OT: Purr.

When that isn't the case and you're still sitting at your desk with your controller/keyboard & mouse.

That's what Hover Junkers is aiming to eliminate.

i-R-JMYTG14

Banned for doing something unmentionable to Grunt

Grylls.

Granted, but your printer develops a bug a can only print the face from Munch's 'The Scream'.

I wish I could grow a decent beard.

^XKCD, kudos

A Pulp Fiction-style story about a woman gives to a charity, a man who steals from the charity, and a kid who's the target of the charity. A thoroughly miserable night at the cinema.

The Wolverine.