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Forum Simulator Game: Kind of like a mixture of text adventure and Wario Ware-style puzzler, FSG's requires you to interact with a fictional forum filled with dynamic AI users, competing and contributing to various topics and thread games, making lifelong friends as well as sworn enemies along the way.

A sentient children's play area replete with slides, climbing nets and see-saws that possesses a distinctly female personality that likes to be called Marcy. It is currently under jurisdiction of the SCP Foundation. Next: Agent Side Grinder

Calling in a long overdue favour with the archomental Chlimbia, lord of magma elementals, I am assured safe passage through the lava fountain and my allies toss BTG off of the hill and construct an impenetrable death fort made of magically charged earth and fire.

A seven hour long profile of a ancient greek stoic philosopher sitting alone calculating various tediously boring estimates of economic projections for the Athens market. At the very end Diogenes shows up, stark naked, and eats the stoics abacus in front of him before punching himself in the groin. Green Room

Peter Hitchens Tackles Barry Scott JICAZ

^ Dead Thread Watch In the unimaginably distant future when the Accursed Farms forums have subsumed the universe and Ross Scott has become undisputable master of reality itself, hardy souls stationed in the frostbound forgotten pages of the forumverse keep watch for dead threads from atop ramshackle sentry towers. You play as a member of this rare breed, finding solace away from 900+ page game threads filled with sod all, away from the lights and noise of the everynet, when your worst fear comes true. The atropal husk of a long-mummified thread shudders into grim unlife and resurrects! Half-arsed thread bumping aside, let's attempt to give this game a new lease of life. Except this time, instead of providing inspirational tags (it didn't seem to be inspiring anyone) we instead have to give the next user the choice of two pictures, preferably of very different content, tone and/or style, illustrated or photographic in order to give each player a little more flexibility and scope. You can even select both images and combine them into interesting imaginary, if it please you to do so! Without further ado, here's the next two pictures... and/or

A rather belated thank you for the fix Binky/Psychotic, it's appreciated! :3 Primo Victoria by Sabaton ( )Mr. Handagote by Tomas Dvorak ( )Dog and his Master by Marcy Playground (link) Rebel Rebel by David Bowie ( )The Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson) ( )Rainbow In The Dark by Dio ( )No Twilight Within The Courts Of The Sun by Steven Wilson ( )Hunter's Chance by The Black Mages ( )Smile Like Sword by Iron Fist Of The Sun ( )3000 Days by The Pineapple Thief ( )Ethiopic Manuscript by Satanic Treachery ( )Filistata by Stolen Babies ( )

IMCmHgb7X5g Just rediscovered an old friend's noise/HNW project from a while back. Would you believe me if I told you this guy is christian? This stuff is still as scary-as-balls as the first time I heard it. Just fair warning to anybody who might be curious, it's rather loud.

Are you referring to the almost infinite capacity in human beings for almost indescribable stupidity? I'm referring to why that's the only bad spot, when to me, it's no different than any other. Depends if the spot was a puddle before or after delivery of said newspaper. EDIT: On an unrelated note, I apologize for going absolutely apeshit in the Forum Games subforum today. It's been one of those days. The fact that it was a day off, that I had no plans whatsoever, in conjunction with the scrotum-baking heat, had basically written off the entire day for me. I want to become a troglodyte.

Are you referring to the almost infinite capacity in human beings for almost indescribable stupidity?

Is it one of the Wolfenstein games? "N-n-now I mean it, yer tell anyone you've spoken to me a-a-and... you'll be cursed!" No sweat Brett. It's the character Aaron Covenant from Clive Barker's Undying.

qGb_kDJYcH8 I like to imagine that you simply project this song into reality with your mere presence. The above song is actually just a recording made by The Hypnotist of you dropping mad shapes around the world. :3

I haven't played any racing games for a very long time, but I'd imagine I'd be better with a controller. Poetry or Literary Criticism?

I might of overdid the game a little bit... Assinia Affinis, The Aim Of The Riot Is To Bring Down The Regime Västlänken, I'll Try But I'm Not Making Any Promises Scalar Implicature, Woman To Man Is Either A God Or A Wolf Elizabeth of Bosnia, Joy Of Life

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Ask the people who shut down the website to write down everything you had stored there. I've ran out of Ben & Jerry's, what can I eat to cool down in the summer weather?

8/10 - It's been a rather long time since I last listened to Opeth, and to be honest I never was exactly a fan of the band - which had more to with my own tastes than any perceived lack of competency or appeal on their part. I especially liked the distinctly non-metal parts which consisted the first three minutes or so. I personally prefer metal to be a little more organic and underproduced, but not a bad track by any stretch. I don't feel the acoustic segment at about nine-minutes in added much, but the outro stanza did the job admirably. Next: 4BVbWsJU4E4

I think it depends on the context or how much care the game developers put into making it more than an average title, but basically I think they retain the right to not play through the entire thing, if it warrants it. Ross did it to Wolfenstein in Gaming Dungeonand I can't help but empathize with his position. Some games don't seem to care about drawing you into their world and I reckon some developers believe that setting linear goals is a apt replacement for narrative or atmosphere. Of any fictional non-humanoid race or monster (fantasy or sci-fi is fine) which would you most like to be?

8/10 (I figured i'd give an actual number rating for a change ;p)

Sweaty.

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While dodos readily eat meat, they are also fond of taking human women as their wives, sometimes fathering repulsive half-dodo children with them. Dodos like to strike bargains with prospective spouses, promising to help them for the price of marriage; sometimes those “bargains” are more straightforward, consisting of “Would you like me to eat you or marry you?” Such unions are never happy, and the wife will always try to escape her captor.

Tanar'ri (I apologize profusely for this one)

Layers Of Fear + Call of Cthulhu: Shadow Of The Comet = These Bones Are As Old As Stones Atmospheric DoS-era inspired point n' click horror game in the vein of The Last Door, and partly made in tribute to HP Lovecraft's short stories The Picture in the House and The Terrible Old Man. An investigative journalist is invited to by a reclusive rural hermit shunned by his community to his out-of-the-way homestead, under the intention of revealing some startling new evidence that could bring a long forgotten murder mystery that obsesses our protagonist. Little does realize that the land the house stands on will reveal more secrets and terrible truths than she could of ever dared contemplate.