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Im_CIA

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  1. Damn! It's another last post not made by Im_CIA! I'll hold it off, you get to the thread escape pods. Go!
  2. I want an esoteric OS that is hard to use in the hands of the uninitiated. I have to solve worthless math olympiad riddles during interviews because the job market is oversaturated with usability queens. cli "ayyy, Linux what do lmao" *Generates a perfect UI* Guess I'm off to find a job now
  3. How come?
  4. I "bought" Red Dead 2 on PC
  5. 7
  6. Dios Muerte Hasta Luego
  7. Im_CIA

    'No' Thread

    No
  8. Linux doesn't need more attention. It should be a secret club.
  9. Dios Ker-dios
  10. No. 3804
  11. Oh wait you're serious. Let me laugh even harder. HAHAHAHAHAHA
  12. Im_CIA

    'No' Thread

    No no.s
  13. I met Ross last time I was in Warsaw and he's a super nice guy. I was renting a Lada and I wasn't used to how far above the road it was from my Prius and hit a curb. I didn't think much of it until I was on my way back to my hotel when the god damn thing basically exploded. I pulled over under an overpass, it was dark already so I was more than a little freaked out. Then, I saw someone stop and open their trunk. I was super lucky he saw me because I forgot to put my flashers on, I was dressed in dark clothes and the car was black. Weirdly enough it was Ross. I guess I must have startled him because he slammed his trunk super hard. I told him I was a huge fan, and he nodded. I noticed he was sweating a ton despite it being almost freezing, but I guess that weather is down right balmy to those northerners. Anyway I shook his hand, and he must have cut himself closing the trunk because I got quite a bit of blood on me. I told him I would call the hotel or flag down a cop or something and he flat out refused to let me, insisting he help me change that tire himself. I told him I thought the rim might be damaged, but he looked at it and told me it was fine. So we changed the tire, well truthfully I did most of it, he just stood there with the tire iron until I was finished, I could tell in his eyes he really wanted to help, but I guess it's really more of a one man job. Well, about when we were going to part ways he asked me not to tell anyone about this story, I guess he wants to keep up his misanthropic persona, but I drove away and he just stood in the road watching to make sure I was okay until I lost sight of him.
  14. Im_CIA

    'No' Thread

    And down (down, down, down, down) And in the end, it's only round 'n round (round, round, round)
  15. +1
  16. Please report to the glue factory
  17. Im_CIA

    'No' Thread

    No, he isn't not going to do it
  18. No calcium, Jack
  19. 3799.95
  20. No, calico
  21. To ight I've gone to Drunk plaid
  22. Black Flag. I have a bit of a penchant for maxing out my stats in video games as soon as possible. Given that BF doesn't lock anything by story progression, it's been grindy for me
  23. You've gotten a smart phone only just now? Interesting
  24. Im_CIA

    'No' Thread

    To answer your question: no
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