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Ross Scott once sold me a set of matching chrome hubcaps he "found" in the parking lot of a Denny's. They, the hubcaps I mean, were embossed with tiny Graham Annable cartoon skulls and what I think was a dialect of Gnomish. After installing them for me, he is a master craftsman after all, he told me there was a curse on them, the hubcaps I mean. "If you go over 165 miles an hour they, the hubcaps I mean, will explode. So, try not to do that." As he faded into mist I tried to point out that my Geo Metro could barely get to 50 before vibrating into the past but he was gone. That car died years ago, but they, the hubcaps I mean, still hold a place in my heart and in my closet.

Does Postal 2 count as a marijuana game?

You didn't see the new BHunter Game Dungeon yet?

Why is there an emoji in space?

Why is there a faberge egg in space?

You will never understand...

Excellent, but still nope

372juan

he had accomplices

BANNISHED AH-HAHAHAHAH

I believe that the term is lozenge., good sir.

The universe will end when I(if) I die

Why is there a halls lozenge in space

No, it's The Count of Monthly Crisco

I only bet on things I understand. Not into sports

I saw Ross at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Numbah Juan, engage

Wake up (Wake up) Grababrushandputalittle make-up Hidethescarstofadeawaythe shake-up (Hide the scars to fade away the...) Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable