Selous Templar

11/10

The very first metal song I ever listened to in my life. Got me hooked, and made me stick with it.

Very sentimental to me, and is also an epic conclusion to a masterpiece of an album

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The lineup to end all lineups.

Everything awesome about the golden age of metal, all in one amazing song.

Tyrannosaurus Rex

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Die Hard: Mcdonalds Treasure Land

 

German terrorists have taken the ((sentient happy meal box minion ripoffs)) hostage, and it is up to Ronald Mcdonald and his Mp5 to save them.

Would play the SHIT out of that man.

McDonad's Treasure Land + Grand Theft Auto 5 = Gand Theft MacDonald's 5: Treasure Land

Ronald McDonald goes on a rampage stealing cars, evading police, killing innocents, all in his mindless odyssey to get even and get the big macs from the mac burgler

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Teeth

5/5

A chage of pace from the other ManOWar albums I've listened to, and it might as well be the new American National Anthem as far as I'm concerned. BAD.ASS.

Now for a classic:

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All it needs is a Leather Jacket, Aviators, a shotgun, an Indian bike, and absolutely no shits to take from anyone

Not really. It's more for Japs and Weeaboos, although I'm not one to talk, seeing I like Nekopara and Monstergirls

Am I weird for heaping shit on amine despite me watching it

(I know who would love to answer that question)

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Candy

5/5

Fast, Powerful, and Hard. Just like my di- Just like a true metal album should be. Gonna listen to more of these guys, the vocalist is amazing

Now for a song where the intro is worth listening to:

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The J.J. Abrams movies.

Well I don't play fighting games, but I think it would be Reptile from Mortal Combat.

Who is your favorite Star Trek Captain?

It was the Cimlax of Project X, it was the blurst of times?!

One day, You're gonna close your ____, and when they ____, I'll be there. Then it'll be time to ____

Edgelord of edginess.

Reaper levels of edginess

A game based on American Indian and Japanese spirit worlds where Colossi roam the planes, and a wandering warrior must defeat them to bring his girlfriend back to life. It is a boss rush game, where every boss is a level onto it'self, with many types of Colossi with different attacks and sizes and shapes. Combat is fun, tense, and with some planning to maximise damage. Horse riding is fun, with physics simulated very well, with horse buttocks accurately simulated and projected. Also there are various side objectives, such as Geckos to kill.

It's a third person boss rush open world game

CONDEMNED: CRIMINAL ORIGINS

Yes. Foot should be on the Floor, to the gas pedal, and the other should be on the clutch, like a true man.

Am I weird for hating automatics and only driving manuals?

Digimon Adventure + Die Hard: Nakatomi Plaza = Digi Hard: Nakatomi Adventure

Digimon go on an adventure to explore Nakatomi Plaza just before Bruce Willis goes full Yippie-Ki-Yay

Hypo

Rated H for Highlander

2937 - Human bone strength in increased by 900% due to a significant increasage in calcium consumption

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Predator 2

being a communist

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Is able to be edgy in a lovable way that cheers me up