Selous Templar

10/10

All of Arnie's one liners are amazing

"You're gonna end up in a Japanese HELL: A DISGRACE to your ancestors!!" - Charles Bronson, Red Sun

Gaming Queen

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Yellow

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Deat Machine

a machine that calculates the Deat of the 90's

Banned for thinking Megadeath are worthy enough to be spelt the right way.

Chicken

Quite populated. But still, recently it's only been a few folks. You're the first new blood for a while.

8/10

Absolute badass, and epic at the same time

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Classic, even if it's overdone.

2919 - All bronies have been genocided out of existence by Selous Templar. About half the galaxy who actually cared all cheered.

Creativity is seeing inward, but thinking outward.

I'm gonna ___ ___ to the bank, Senator Trent...

To the _______ bank...

4/5

Acoustic and amazing. Could play this on a long drive through the wilderness.

Speaking of Driving...

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Always good to listen to when fine tuning a car.

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Well if reality is this crazy, why not embrace the madness?

Also it's not like Lefties don't do it too, if not worse.

I sense a pretty strong Iron Maiden influence with these guys

Falls a bit flat towards the end they bring nothing but raw talent to the table as far as I'm concerned

Yeah, that's because they're both British, and Saxon formed only 2 years after Maiden. I dare say that they're better than Maiden in terms of sheer quality, because if we're being honest, Maiden has made some absolute all filler no killer albums that have blown ass through a straw, yet Saxon have always had this consistently high standard where not one album is better or worse than the rest. If I had to pick a fav it might be Wheels of Steel or Lionheart, but even then that's a stretch.

3.5/5

Catchy and heavy, although I can sense some Grunge in there, so it's not really my tastes.

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Lost Word

Dinosaurs try to find the missing word

Banned for not listening to other bands than Judas Priest like:

MOTORHEAD

Iron Maiden

DOKKEN

Alcatrazz

Rainbow

Pantera

Autograph

Yngwie Malmsteen

Savage

Accept

AC/DC

Razor

W.A.S.P.

Michael Jackson

Queen

SAXON

ManOwar

Megadeath

SoDoM

Metallica (some)

KISS

Sabaton

Grim Reaper

Slayer

S.T.R.Y.P.E.R.

Deustruction

Guns And Roses (lightly)

Blue Oyster Cult

Styx

I could go on...

Bad News: Google buys that too, leading it back to square 1.

Good News: Ruby Rhod is voted sexiest man in the known universe

2917 - Selous Templar finally turns human again after an agonising long time as a horse.

Proceeds to commit intergalactic genocide of bronies

Reproduction

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Am I going to have to ski to work today

song lyrics in a movie.

Breakfast Club

no.

Favorite Series of Star Trek?