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Selous Templar

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  1. Need For Speed Most Wanted.... Again. Such an amazing game, and the ending is great. Back when Need For Speed knew what the hell it was doing.
  2. Makes me think they could have made it a Third Person Shooter, and it would have been great.
  3. cheesecake magical farts donkey cheesecake rock cheesecake Nigel Farrage cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake sandwich.
  4. Intelligence without man is a woman without clothes. Got a bunch of ___ ____ ____ around here: this stuff will make you a goddamn sexual _____, just like me.
  5. Rash Bandikoot The story about a Bandikoot that caught a rash
  6. Life is Tumblr, Glitcher 3, Skyrim, Final Fantasy Repeat
  7. cheesecake magical cheesecake donkey cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake Nigel Farrage cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake sandwich.
  8. Banned for thinking I only listen to Judas Priest
  9. Nah, Brutal Doom rules dude. Am I weird for being a "Crypto-Fascist Hack" unironically sometimes?
  10. "Guys, I'm shaking, I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Tifa. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring. I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Tifa pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Square Enix create something so perfect? To fucking tantalise us? Fucking laugh in our faces!? Honestly guys, I'm just not fucking daijoubu anymore. Fuck."
  11. 2915 - Fhlostan Paradise sets sale with the amazing Ruby Rhod on board.
  12. (which one?) "Piggy" Toy Story
  13. cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake donkey cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake nigel cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake cheesecake sandwich.
  14. 2913 - the God Emperor Trump drinks the machina potion, and becomes a spiritual god like entity, and takes the fight to the forces of chaos personally in what will be known as the Trump Crusade.
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