Selous Templar

I'll never play with your heart, because you only have one.

I'll play with your tits, because you have two of them

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The man in Red who is determined to paint the world Red

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You have chosen, or have been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers

Yes, and Christianity isn't based off of something similarly regressive, dangerous, and destructive? Did you miss the crusades? The multiple "Holy" wars? That'd be ironic considering you've named yourself after the "Templars" who obviously took part in the crusades.

Yeah, but Christianity has evolved from it's original incarnation, and is now something much more than it used to be, as a force for positivity. Islam is still stuck in the 11th centuary where it still thinks women are worth less than men, and will throw gays off buildings.

And the Crusades were wars of defense against Islamic invasions to Sicily, Spain, and Constantinople. It's a typical weak leftist argument that has been debunked numerous times.

Funny how you have to go back 1000 years to justify "muh evil christians", when I can open this newspaper TODAY and read about the latest Islamic terrorist attack by the "Religion of Peace"

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Saying it's all Islam's fault is missing the other similar religions, which used their religion to commit atrocities. I also hope you would consider the amount of African Americans killed by white supremacists and slave owners.

Not all "White" Americans owned slaves, and some African Amercians owned slaves too. Meanwhile, Islamic countries have had more slaves than the west ever did, and TO THIS DAY are still using slaves. Ever heard about the Greek slaves being subjugated by the Turks? Probably not, because "white people can't be slaves" even though statistically "Whites" were sold into slavery more than blacks. "Slaves" comes from "Slav" from the Slavic people stolen from their families and sold into slavery by Moorish Islamists in the 9th century Spain. The West didn't start slavery, we ENDED it. Islam, STILL practices it in the modern day. Just look at Lybia.

And, while we're at it, let's add the systematic genocide of Jewish people and Native Americans.

Yeah wrong, there was no "systemastic genocide" of Red Indians; they died from diseases that they had no immune to, and from fighting for their lands and losing. They got over it, why can't you?

The National Socialists were NOT Christians: They used the catholic church to spread their propaganda and to convince people that they cared for Deutsch values.

Also what's 6 Million Jews compared to the millions of Christians (AND Jews) slaughtered in the middle east every year (to the point of near extinction), and over 120 million innocents killed by the evil hands of Communism? A damn little. Not that you care about dead Christians anyway.

Compared to the recent influx of radical Islamists, they have nothing on the violent history of Christianity.

Absolute grade A bullshit. Islam has enslaved and killed more people throughout history than any Christian movement, and still does to this day. Call me "Islamophobic" or whatever, but I'm not falling for your leftist propaganda

And this is also compared to people claiming that gay people are against their religion... In the U.S. Have you missed the last 60 years of Anti-LGBT groups? Almost all of them cite Christianity as their reason.

Yeah, because they're socialist dumbasses that are still stuck in the 1990's, and because they want to destroy traditional american values and the nuclear family, and subjugate everyone to their regressive ideology.

Conservative LGBT people don't cite Christianity as the reason. Makes you think...

And even though they might not say they want to murder gay people, you have to admit that there is a shocking correlation between LGBT people committing suicide, and oppressive "religious" views.

Yeah, oppressive religious views like Islam that drive LGB people to suicide and kill them on a daily basis. But you don't care about that. You only care about me being "Islamophobic" for pointing it out.

There is also conversion therapy, which in equivalent is torture of LGBT people to be afraid of being themselves.

Yeah that no one does anymore you idiot. You sound like we're in the 18th centuary. Are you living at the bottom of the ocean?

So basically what you're saying is, despite the results of endorsing easy public access to firearms, you'd rather have a mass shooting every week?

Mass shootings DON'T happen every week. The USA is at a 40 year low in gun crime. Kids and girls were taught how to use a rifle in school. Teenagers used to have a "rite of passage" where they would own a gun before moving out. They didn't have mass shootings back then. You can't fool me with your leftist MSM fueled propaganda.

Even if it was their purpose as a group, and why they were created, that doesn't make the group any less shit.

Newsflash jackass: THE NRA HAS KILLED NO ONE. NONE. They are there to defend the Constitutional and Federalist Right to own firearms, literally the CORE of the USA. Frankly it's anti-american to be so hateful to them. Although to be fair, they aren't as good at defending gun RIGHTS as they should be, which is why other groups like the NFA are more effective at promoting the fundemental right to bear arms.

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That's like saying that you can't blame the KKK for being a white supremacist group. Because you goddamn well can.

That is actually the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Holy shit how retarded are you?

I can not believe how autistic you are, comparing the NRA, a group that defends Constitutional Rights and Freedoms, and has killed NO BODY, to a racist lynchmob of the 19th century that doesn't exist anymore.

And you call me the bad guy? Look in the mirror you hypocrite.

Yes, just let me go out and spend money I don't have on something I'd never use. You can do that too, y'know.

Haw, If you have ever used a Firearm, you would know about Firearm Safety, maintaining it, and how to keep it properly and be a legal responsible gun owner. Even though any woman can be a prositute if they wanted, hardly any do it. So what logic makes you think that every legal responsible gun owner would be a mass shooter? Because let's face it: You don't want no guns. You want guns in the hands of everyone BUT the american people, so they can't defend themselves from big government takeover, because you're totally anti-big government aren't you?

"I have a strict Gun Control policy.

If there's a gun around... I want to be in control of it."

-Clint Eastwood

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Lol, you just hate Ripper Owens because he is awesome enough to beat Rob at his own game, and is the reason that they're still a damn band in the first place.

Halford is still awesome, but Owens > Halford in terms of skill, and even in the present Ripper can go higher than Halford could even in his prime.

"...plus Tim ain't gay!" - some random dude

Halford did do Resurrection while they were gone, so he almost topped them.

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2901 - Selous Templar's new show "Electric Bogaloo Hour" hits an all time high in ratings when Miss Universe champion Alyxx Thorne stars in one of the episodes. With her depiction as Catherine Tramell, the ratings even surpass MLP

Go back in time so I can correct history so that we are in a neon millitary-industrial-complex type 80's sci-fi universe like Blade Runner and Judge Dredd

Do you love Digimon?

Maybe. Depends how terrible your current life it.

Am I weird for not drinking alcohol, yet being australian

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Rad Rogers + Commander Keen = Rad Keen

Commander Keen returns in this crossover with Rad Rogers, who tries to steal his thunder.

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SpderMan

The MLG quickscoping movie about the internet meme SpoderMan, but someone forgot to add in the "o" so decided to keep it like that sample text

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Greetings citizen!

I would like to state that the problem isn't that we should pull out of the middle east, because as terrible as the war is, we could solve it by replacing infrastructure and continuing to take in refugees.

Just no. You don't burn someone's house, then invite them to come stay at your place, they'd still hate you for it. Besides, taking in refugees is bad for the first world AND for the third world, just like it was self-destructive for the Roman Empire.

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If we're going to cause chaos we should provide something more solid than what it was in the first place. (Though not a dictatorship.. America has a bad history with that.) We're a largely hypocritical country because we say we're for immigrants, while some denounce Muslims from being allowed in.

Correct...

and yes, because Islam is a regressive dangerous and destructive religion that has stayed in an 11th century timewarp that has caused more deaths in the entire world history than any "white supremacy" in our time.

And, the Orlando nightclub shooting was not proven to be linked to Islamic extremism. The fact that ISIS claimed they were responsible is BS because any time something happens, they tend to claim it anyways.

It doesn't matter if it wasn't ISIS, they're not the only Islamic terrorists, some act of their own accord. Islam is intolerant of LGB people, and Islamofascist actions or violence should not be excused from criticism. It's funny how the left is eager to hate Christianity and even Judaism (in the case of FreePalestine) but won't criticise Islamofascism, and call those who do as "Islamophobic".

IMO they're like the traitors in the Roman empire who held the gates open for the barbarians to charge in.

Also, racist bias isn't an SJW buzzword, as much as you'd like to claim it could be. In simple terms, someone makes their decision based on generalization and stereotyping a ethnic group, while having very little actual interaction with them.

No I'm just asking if it is, I never claimed it was. It just sounded like something so stupid that only a progressive could come up with it.

And while, yes, there were multiple factors for the cause or for the shooting to continue, the NRA continually endorses policies to make access to guns easier.

Yeah good on 'em, supporting the second amendment, and actually doing what they were CREATED to do.

It's hypocritical to have a requirement to be taught how to use a vehicle, and take a test to be legally allowed to operate it, when you can go into the nearest pawn shop or gun store and get a gun, with very little effort.

That is not true, that has been debunked numerous times, and I dare ask you, "Have you tried it yourself?"

They do not just give out guns willy nilly, despite the Legacy media portrayal as such. From background checks to Safety lessons, it's not as simple as fronting up, unless the dude's an illegal weapons trader.

(I'm crying with laughter over here)

2896 - Selous Templar is resurrected from the grave, still a brony, and meets with the god emperor Trump in person to spread the core message of the show.