Selous Templar

Hoodies

Assassin's Creed 1

Steel Battalion + Titanfall 2 = The ultimate mech simulator

"Hip" gansters

Jet Set Radio

Busty

Seductive/Erotic

Wants me to keep hitting on her.

Which I will do.

Did you see that donkey fall in a bowl of sugar? Because that's a sweet ass!

Wish granted but your power lasts like 10 seconds at a time.

Ey, I can live with that. 10 seconds is all I need for

I wish I didn't have to poop.

Granted, but you have to urinate every hour.

I wish I could have technology of Issac Clarke, with his Rig Suit, Stasis Module, Kinesics Module, and SUPER STOMP OF DEATH.

But hey, what would I know? I'm just some dude on the Internet.

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End of the world? Only for white people.

you are disgustingly ignorant and it's a wonder how you haven't been banned yet

Well the fact that you're so hostile towards that idea, and the fact that you're willing to ban him over suggesting the idea sort of proves his point exponentially.

Dead Space 2 on Survivalist, Zealot, AND Hardcore difficulties.

It's not someone elses if it's exactly the same as mine. That's weak man. You can do better than that.

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No. The globalists are putting black helicopters in your vaccination syringes. Also the NSA can't track you easier that way.

Am I weird for being able to spend hours at a computer screen and yet still not need glasses at some point because of eyesight issues?

Is always there when you need it. And has a good taste in games.

Queen of Chests.

Wish granted, but your stallion dies in the swamp of forgetfullness and your sword gets you electrocuted during a lightning storm.

Well, I get a Lightning sword then, so it's still a win!

I wish my breasts were bigger

Well you could always see a surgeon. Or drink lots of milk and exercise.

I wish I have found a long lost game I remember.

Granted, but it has the Quarantine syndrome, and you find it's not as good as you wanted. Plus it breaks your computer like that snowcross game.

I wish I was able to have the powers of clouding mens minds to make me appear invisible to them, except for my Shadow, and that I could carry two browning high powers and dispense vengeance on the evildoers.

Entire/Metal/Jacket

Solid

Well you're correct, but it was Friday the 13th (the originals)

An American Werewolf in London?

Senator uses victim status to control both sides of a war and then betray the winning side and crown himself emperor because of his victimhood.

Brendan Fraser

Loony Toons Back in Action

Steroids

Keanu Reeves

Point Break

Ok I getit. Shame, thought I had creative freedom.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets + Dead Space = Space Potter and the Chamber of Dead.

Dumbledore has accidentally created a marker, which unleashes a swarm of Necromorphs into the university.

Harry must use power tools and magic wands to cut the necromorphs apart before they cut HIM apart.

CLOSE: it was "Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future"

uhh, I'm sure I've seen it before but I forgot the name.

An abused child raised by a single mother goes on a serial killing spree to get revenge.

Cold War

Call of Duty Black Ops

Doesn't help it's an annoying overrated game.

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