Selous Templar

Beating F.E.A.R. on EXTREME difficulty

Balls

Had a videogame movie. MORTAL COMBAT!!! 5Xo95h5tOOI

Cthulhu, shoots criminal scum and shotguns black derpy gangsters for great evil

2860 - The Aussies win the war against the waste, but become Post-Apocalyptic in the process. Mad Max is a thing.

No, some Jap exclusives are pretty good. Like all the Godzilla games Am I weird for excessively fishing in dangerous areas over and over again despite not catching anything? (I think I'm running out of ideas)

This: DOhAebPNyA4

Bad News: You're fired the next day because of Affirmative Action wanting that Illegal immigrant in your place. Good News: I repair the Interceptor fully, and it works without a hitch.

Robin Williams The Dead Poet Society

Fun to play around with and talk to

666/10

Contempt

Banned for not letting me hit on the Queen

You only get one present, but it can be anything you want. ANYTHING

Stay safe. Lots of terrorism and rape over there. Enjoy it though Fixing my sore neck

Serious Broseph

Hitman Hitman

Cthulhu, shoots criminal scum and shotguns black clean gangsters for chaotic evil

2858 - The planet is strucken with nuclear waste and chaos over the second Sauce War. Australia becomes a literal Judas Priest album cover (ANY)

Nah that's good. Bilingualism increases IQ and intelligence, so good on you. Am I weird for listening to Russian movies without the Subtitles, despite me NOT knowing Russian? (yet)

Hosting the Game Awards 2017

Pussy

(not really "bad news" because that's probably going to be the truth) Bad News: People who bought the microtransactions feel ripped off and complain so much, that EA bring back payable microtransations into the game Good News: I get to drive the Mad Max Ford Falcon XB "Intercepter" again around Coober Pedy for 3 hours

All about cars: MAD MAX 2: THE ROAD WARRIOR

Always has original (and seductive) avatars