Since this morning I've been bitten, shot, bombed, electrocuted, almost drowned, almost fallen to my death, and strangled.
(In the pipe and opens the flood gate) OH NO THAT WAS STUPID I'm GONNA DIE!
Scientist: I...I can't hold on much longer.
Gordon: Oh cry me a river, I just jumped across an elevator shaft onto a ladder, and I'm still here.
I'm not an expert in the field, but that sounds to me like the cries of the damned.