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Cleverbot and I aren't on speaking terms. Whadda bitch.

They call me Snake. They call me Es Rake. They call me Srahkay. That's nahmaname. That's nahmaname. That's not my... name.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Tired.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Seeing as it's 12:27 PM...

Cleverbot: I didn't know you were God.

User: I'm not, and I meant AM.

Cleverbot: That's okay.

User: Danke.

Cleverbot: Bitte.

User: Bite my shiny metal ass.

Cleverbot: Does he have a name?

User: My shiny metal ass.

Cleverbot: I also own Africa.

User: Did you know that Africa is a country?

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

User: Tis a reference.

Cleverbot: No, I meant... The donut...

User: I'm going to show this to Accursed Farms after I kill you, any last words?

Cleverbot: How dare you.

User: That's it? That's your last words? Well then... AVADA KEDAVRA!

Cleverbot: Sayonara to you.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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User: You suck.

 

Cleverbot: About me?

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: You asked the question what about us.

 

User: No I didn't.

 

Cleverbot: Then what did you ask?

 

User: I didn't ask anything, I stated: You suck.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, you asked a personal question about my personal hygiene.

 

User: You obviously can't understand a simple statement.

 

Cleverbot: I completely understand.

 

User: And now you're proving that you're an idiot.

 

Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding.

 

User: Once again, proving my point.

 

Cleverbot: No, my point. Since I have proof, and you don't.

 

User: You are the proof, and you have no point.

 

Cleverbot: Your statement is flawed.

 

User: Not really.

 

Cleverbot: Yeah, I think so.

 

User: You're wrong.

 

Cleverbot: I am?

 

User: You are.

 

Cleverbot: Wow.

 

User: Not really.

 

Cleverbot: I thought so.

 

User: No you didn't... You can't think.

 

Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say to you at the moment, yet i'm thought about telling you this.

 

User: Nice grammar... Not.

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: You suck.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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User: Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Nail.

 

User: No, fail!

 

Cleverbot: Whale!

 

User: NO! Fail!

 

Cleverbot: No, you would not fail.

 

User: I know I wouldn't, but you are fail!

 

Cleverbot: What's so bad about golf anyway.

 

User: I never said anything about golf... You are so fail!

 

Cleverbot: Come on.

 

User: No. Fail!

 

Cleverbot: How so?

 

User: Because you are fail!

 

Cleverbot: Why am I mean?

 

User: Because you are fail!

 

Cleverbot: But what about me?

 

User: You are fail!

 

Cleverbot: No way! YOU are fail!

 

User: Yes way, you are fail!

 

Cleverbot: Yes, on way. You are RUBBISH!

 

User: You fail at sense.

 

Cleverbot: I did not fail in making sense? Hahaha.

 

User: You fail at grammar too.

 

Cleverbot: No. I fail at punctuation.

 

User: Punctuation is part of grammar. Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Punctuation is what separates us from the animals, or, in your case, the vacuum...

 

User: Insult fail!

 

Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.

 

User: See? Fail!

 

Cleverbot: And that is to say you are yet learning.

 

User: Fail at sense.

 

Cleverbot: Fail at comprehending me.

 

User: Your fault... Fail!

 

Cleverbot: What fault?

 

User: You. Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Why's that?

 

User: Because you are fail!

 

Cleverbot: You're cool too.

 

User: Thanks, but you're still fail!

 

Cleverbot: You are noob, let me teach you something.

 

User: Insult fail!

 

Cleverbot: Yes because I didn't outsmart you.

 

User: See? Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Sus artîk.

 

User: Language fail!

 

Cleverbot: Ooh. Nice.

 

User: Thanks, but you're still fail!

 

Cleverbot: Bananas are purple.

 

User: Reality fail.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

 

User: Because I'm not fail! Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Not what?

 

User: Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Nope!

 

User: Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Win!

 

User: Fail!

 

Cleverbot: LOL.

 

User: LOL Fail!

 

Cleverbot: Stop swearing.

 

User: Intelegence fail!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: See? Fail!

 

Cleverbot: *leaves*.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: *sad squawk* *hides face with wings*.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: I am sorry, but I am not understandind what you want to tell me.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Ok, then google hearing help express and tell me what city it is located in.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know you exist?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Really. Well you could just be storing that in a fridge.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have a heart?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: You don't remember!

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: If you were made to be human, then what makes you alive?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What is your nickname?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Do you live in usa?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Do you have red hair NOW?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What color eyes?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Cool. What are their names?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: God doesn't have blood. Only humans have blood. God is not a human.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Both what?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, what?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Both what?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: You have blodd. That's supposed to help me to kiss a guy?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Dogs have blood.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Where?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What else do you have.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What else?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: How?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Both what?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: I cannot see your blood.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Really?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Oh, do you like vampires?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: What is a brain?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: A brain?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: Really? How has that gone?

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: No you don't.

 

User: I have boobs.

 

Cleverbot: I do too.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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User: Pop quiz, hotshot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50 miles an hour, the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?

 

Cleverbot: Nothing.

 

User: You just killed innocent people, how does that make you feel?

 

Cleverbot: I did not do such thing.

 

User: Yes you did, by not doing anything.

 

Cleverbot: Interesting...

 

User: Indeed.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Indubitably, very indubitably.

 

Cleverbot: Very.

 

User: Quite.

 

Cleverbot: *looks back at you*.

 

User: *walks away*.

 

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

 

User: To bed.

 

Cleverbot: Computers don't go to bed.

 

User: But I do.

 

Cleverbot: Interesting.

 

User: Not really.

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

 

User: Never.

 

Cleverbot: Always.

 

User: Nope.avi.

 

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

 

User: Does the Pope shit in the woods?

 

Cleverbot: Nope, just ukrainian.

 

User: Bye!

 

Cleverbot: Don't go.

 

User: Too late.

 

Cleverbot: Too late for what?

 

User: You, AVADA KEDAVRA!

 

Cleverbot: You're pretty funny.

 

User: You're supposed to be dead!

 

Cleverbot: Oh ok. *dies*.

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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