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A popular thing on YouTube, let's make one here!

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I have 5 fingers,

The middle one is for you

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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Why the hell

are we playing this game?

It won't give us fortune

It won't give us fame.

 

We might as well quit

while we're still ahead

because if we don't

i'll beat my head ...

 

... up against the wall

trying to think of more rhymes

straining my grey matter

and wasting my time.

 

I can't think of any more

so i WILL quit.

I've got to go to the bathroom

and take a big dump.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

"Does my beard intimidate you?"

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Bro's before ho's,

at least so they say.

But this only applies,

when you cannot get laid.

 

For you see when it comes,

to the the act of sex,

ladys come first,

bros they come next.

 

that said, if it happens.

to be a bros sister...

just bang her once,

tell her brother you kissed her.

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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You don't need to think,

You just need red rose,

Because if you can't do it

You have a big fat nose

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

You don't need to rhyme

And it must be this poem too

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Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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You don't need to think of a A+ poem, just use the Roses are red poem.

And it doesn't need to rymthe or make sense.

Potato

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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There once was a man from Peru

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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There once was a man from Nantucket

I forget the rest

Screw you, I'm the best

Hey, that rhymed

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"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA

 

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Chickens are red,

My nose is blue,

I no English

Potato

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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