Epsilon

Now Vortigaunts will eat Ross Scott on a stone table, that unzipped a ton of dresses while shooting guns.

Guns are also magical.

MAGICAL PONIES? Are you kidding? Just DIE!

Because nervous breakdowns and psychotic rants are a sign of mental stability. we win. I don't think so... how about some: Avocados Onions Potatoes Persimmons Rhubarb Tomatoes I've found your ponies' weakness at long last!

EEDOBABA, WHY U NO MOVE AROUND WHEN FIGHTING RIFLE SNIPER? EpsilonDEA 1 sec ago

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man would roll up into a ball and derail this thread.

Fortunately, I've got my eye on you. No killing any of the posters.

Fortunately, his dog came to the rescue.

Banned for being intermittent (antonym of recursive).

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense was very pimpin'. Everyone was jelly whenever the G-man

There are already two. They're the random thread and the Presidential Election thread. However people seem somehow obligated to be all legalesitic when posting on there. Like they have to complete with how systematic the rules are in the Election or something. I'm talking about someone starting another brony war. and ending off topic.

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue pair of socks. His fashion sense

Who here knew that one day giant lumberjacks would chop down trees and drink cheap cyanide filled Koolaid and go to Epsilon's planet of chicken and sweet tea and guns that shoot boolets? Not only do cows eat grass but also they jump over the moon and leave ponies in rest. It was very nonsensical and confusing, only /b/ could possibly make less sense than the chaotic, random, ambiguous Gordon Freeman's dream. The G-man woke up to a de-railed thread on a very sad day. He was wearing a very expensive diamond encrusted tie and suit with a dark blue

Nick from Left 4 Dead 2. Were it not for Francis in L4D1, he'd most likely be my favorite horror game character. I really like him because of his cynical, pessimistic personality; it's pretty much my mindset and how I would feel in a zombie apocalypse. Nick also seems to have the greatest chance of survival out of all 8 survivors; he has the cynical attitude (he wouldn't trust anyone unless he had a very good reason to), he knows how to use guns, and he is reluctant to help others at times. It makes L4D2 more realistic than a "4 action heroes running through a city shooting anything that moves" type of game.

Adopt a Scottish accent, grow a red beard, and drink ale. Who's the red dwarf now? What would you do if you had to move to north Georgia, the place that gets too much gloomy weather?

Banned for interrupting your reason for banning Brad.

Bad idea: Go outside armed with only a BB gun during a zombie apocalypse.

Obama in action movie form > Zombies.

Banned for having a .gif as your avatar *and* your signature.

Who needs Al Capone when you've got OJ Simpson?