kerdios

Kongregate has announced that starting mid July they will no longer be active. RIP kongregate, you have supplied years of fun for my broke ass and my dirt cheap computer This is the anouncement https://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/1916387-important-kongregate-announcement And this is the obituary https://www.kongregate.com/forums/1-kongregate/topics/1916577-the-greg-memorial-thread?page=1

Here's a bit I call "20 years of Global warming deniers fail"

@Ross Scott any updates regarding the quarantine situation?

So I guess you're fired then, bye bye

why are you still asking why? didn't I tell you not to ask why?

close but no cigar

no

That made me poop (don't ask why)

gunpowder?

too much word spaghetti

boop?

never heard of it, probly won't watch it

The devs said it's a known bug that they don't care to fix since it's a game jam thing or something like that or the other. The text isn't supposed to scroll so slowly as it does , it's supposed to maintain the speed it starts the game with.

Has anyone asked you yet why they don't get to bring friends?

I G U E S S Y O U W O K E U P !

Y O U A R E W E L C O M E

A little C4 knocking on your door

Mad Ivan: I seem to have lost a bomb, do you have it?

G O O D N I G H T ! ! !

Kas narada

zag zag?

don't you have to, for instance, pay to unlock a fire extinguisher? or to buy special ammo?