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Essentially, use your BBCode skills to make it seem like someone said something they never said. Fir example

Me and Bill just had the greatest, hottest, kinkiest sex, ever.
I think I'm going to put my marriage proposal to Alyxx on the inside of the next condom I use

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Who says I didn't say that? :P

Hey guys, I've been considering getting a sex change. Could everybody start calling me Jill from now on?

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Why does my namesake suck so much ass. I mean, she's a disgrace to ponies of all kind.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I'm a stupid fat bitch who deserves to be burned in hellfire or whatever the hell it was Fluttershy said

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I make it seem like people say bad things about themselves because of my insecurities of being a stupid, fat bitch that deserves to be burned in hellfire.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Hey, let's all gang up on Zach and make him feel like a total asshole when he's already been in a mental institution this month for depression and suicidal impulses!

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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And I'll throw in a little sucker punch at the end to make him look like a lying drama queen

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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I'm going to be the best!

Like no mod ever was!

To warn them is my real test!

To ban them is my cause!

Woo-oo-oo-ooo!

I judge across the land!

Banning far and wide!

To catch the evil of spam bots trying tooo hide!

Moderation!

It's just me and you!

I have more power to abuse!

Moderation!

Oh-oh you're all my friend!

But fuck up and your user-ship will eeeend!

Moderation!

Try to Ban them AAALLL!

Try to ban them AAAALLL!

MODERATION!

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Guys, this is about my abnormally large breasts. They're tumors. I'll have to get them removed if I want to live. Expect a new avatar.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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