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Crappy Super Heroes/Villains Ultra Fight

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I played this game back in one of the Twitch chats I hung out in. I thought it was so good that I couldn't resist bringing it to you guys.


Basically I'll make up a super hero/villain who's superpower is something crappy and unhelpful. Think along the lines of heroes and villains from shows like the Tick or the Adventures of Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy from Spongebob if that helps.


The next poster must come up with another hero/villain and describe how their hero/villain defeats my hero/villain. Next poster after will do the exact same thing and so on.


So to kick things off I'll start with the best hero I came up during the chat.


*Insert generic drumroll here*


His power is that he can defend anything as long he's doing it ironically. I like to think he's more of an antihero than a hero because of this.


Alright, now for whoever posts next how does your hero/villain defeat Ironic Hipster Man?

I'm not saying I started the fire. But I most certain poured gasoline on it.

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Oh Who's Line Is It Anyway has prepared me for this. Drum roll please! *Drum roll*






Captain Hair grows hair all over Ironic Hipster Man to the point where he has to shave everything unironicly.


"We don't call them loot boxes", they're 'surprise mechanics'" - EA


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This seems like my kind of thread... :3



Captain Hair attempts to grow all over The Human Typo - who is composed entirely of all-caps white meme text and not-so-good grammar. The latter dastardly evildoer however misspells the former as CAPTON HARE, absorbing his essence and violently transforming into an innumerable horde of hopping text hares.

When close friends speak ill of close friends

they pass their abuse from ear to ear

in dying whispers -

even now, when prayers are no longer prayed.

What sounds like violent coughing

turns out to be laughter.

Shuntarō Tanikawa

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