Ban the person above you!

[Scorpia]

Banned because you not being convinced means he wins

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because your signature is awfully colorful...

which means... GORDON FREEMAN IS A BRONY!!111!!1!oNE!!eleven

[ProHypster]

Banned because I'm sure Gordon Freeman will be under your bed today with a crowbar just for that, and because I'm hungry and can't think and going off now to buy me some F***** food.

[Selkie]

Banned for going out to buy some F****** food. Normal food would do just fine.

[Scorpia]

banned because F****** food taste better! normal food is just fucking disgusting..

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for implying that normal food is school lunch.

[Scorpia]

Banned because you came up with that conclusion from nowhere!

[Selkie]

Banned for thinking that normal food = bad food when there's an obvious difference simply by the fact that one is called "normal food" and the other "bad food."

 

I kinda wonder if someone somewhere was actually banned from a forum for any of the reasons stated in this thread.

[Scorpia]

probably :/

 

Banned for going into a long disambiguation!

[Selkie]

Banned because said disambiguation made sense.

[Scorpia]

Banned because no one's arguing that..it was just long.

[ProHypster]

Banned because I realize this is pretty much chat with a "banned" in front of every text.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it just isn't!

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

...Gordon Freeman will be under your bed today with a crowbar just for that...

Banned because he'll be at your house with this crowbar

http://www.garrysmod.org/downloads/?a=showimg&v=122657_1

To beat the friendship into you.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'm not sure what Dash is diving for in that Gif...

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because cookies. I'd dive for that.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I'm eating Cookie Crisp cookies.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned because I like Reeses Puffs better anyway.

[Dr. Derpy Hooves Ph.D]

Banned because

 

 

[Scorpia]

Banned because I've never played Minecraft.