Ban the person above you!

[Nagisa]

Banned for not requesting a name change.

[Obsidian]

Banned for not just randomly changing his name.

[J.C.]

Banned for instigating chaos, murder, amoralism, atonalism, proselytism, onanism, sophism, warlordism and all kinds of -isms.

[Obsidian]

Banned for forgetting 'orgasms' on that list.

[J.C.]

Banned because I did not, I just though onanism covered that.

[Selkie]

Banned for making me dead to you. D:

[Obsidian]

Banned for being a zombie! D:

[Selkie]

Banned because I had to think about that one for a min.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it was probably a joke, still i'd check for a wire coming from your ignition

 

Banned for stealing the exact thing i was going to say. >

 

i will kill you both...Banned for me threatening you.

[J.C.]

Banned for banning yourself for the same reason I was going to ban you for, had you not banned yourself for it first.

[Scorpia]

banned because i meant to include a "me" in there.

[J.C.]

Banned because you didn't. If you do know, you'll be in violation of causality and the Eschaton is going to come down hard on all of our asses.

[Obsidian]

Banned for being unsexy enough for shirts.

[J.C.]

Banned for being unsexy enough for shirts.

There, fixed that for you.

 

Banned for making me fix that for you.

[Nagisa]

Banned because you just fixed that for the paycheck!

[Obsidian]

Banned because, in leu of a paycheck, you'll be receiving paddle balls! YAYYYYYYYYY!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned because I can smith Dragon Armour!

[The Scoutman]

Banned because i can bake cookies.

 

A skill thats only reserved to the chosen ones, picked by the gods themselves.

[Obsidian]

Banned because you're a bad liar.

[Scorpia]

Banned because you can't read this. ;D

 

Edit:...shit, did i say that in English?!