Fortunately Unfortunately

[Scorpia]

unfortunately you're psychotic, meaning you'll eat anything...as long as you do it stealthily.

[Flyingamerboy]

Fortunately he won't eat people.

[Scorpia]

unfortunately, i will...delicious looking arm you have there

[Flyingamerboy]

Fortunately you can't see my arm.

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately I can... *shudders*

[Scorpia]

fortunately i'll just eat Bullseye's arm...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Unfortunately (for you), I've already eaten it.

[Scorpia]

fortunately he still has a leg...

[Psychotic Ninja]

Unfortunately, not anymore...

[Flyingamerboy]

Fortunately I am alive!

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately everyone seems to think that that rotting corpse over there is me.

[Flyingamerboy]

Fortunately I can't see a rotting corpse.

[Selkie]

Unfortunately there's still a body over there that we don't know who it was.

[Scorpia]

fortunately i'm a coroner. i'll tell you all in an hour