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This is a superb game I played a long while ago.

 

I say something like: I went skiing yesterday

the next guy might say: unfortunately there was an avalanche

and the next: fortunately my power armor melted the avalanche before it hit me

and so on

 

I'll start with: I went to see a movie yesterday

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Unfortunately, there was a group of angry soccer moms protesting the theater for showing it.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Fortunately, an army of basketball dads chased the soccer moms away.

 

I went on a trip to Texas.

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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(Figunaye, you're supposed to post something unfortunate that happened, "unfortunately _______"

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

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(Figunaye, you're supposed to post something unfortunate that happened, "unfortunately _______"

 

I know, sorry. You just post faster than me. I fixed it.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Fortunately, an army of basketball dads chased the soccer moms away.

 

I went on a trip to Texas.

 

Let's try to stick to the story and not start new ones ;)

 

Fortunately the box was filled with marshmallows.

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Unfortunately the marshmallows were stale.

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I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Fortunately I could use the stale marshmallows and some toothpicks to make a bridge over the river Kwai

I edited my post, problem Figunaye? And how is having balloons in a box against the laws of physics? :?

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Unfortunately, I saw a huge box falling at me.

Fortunately it was filled with helium balloons.

 

Unfortunately, I get worried because such thing is against the physics laws...

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Unfortunately, I saw a huge box falling at me.

Fortunately it was filled with helium balloons.

 

Unfortunately, I get worried because such thing is against the physics laws...

 

Fortunately, I live in a universe where the laws of physics don't apply.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Unfortunately that universe resides within a universe where the laws of physics do apply and it inherits its laws from the super-universe.

Feel free to PM me about almost anything and I'll do my best to answer. :)

 

"Beware of what you ask for, for it may come to pass..."

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Fortunately, I time traveled back to the 40's and asked Einstein to explain that post to me.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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fortunately, it was only a dream. :D I woke up in my bed

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Unfortunately, I was floating off the bed and vomiting pea soup.

I don't like writer's block, I prefer to call it writer's parry.

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Fortunately I found my wedding ring in the pool of vomit.

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Unfortunately it mutated into bio-nanites that are going to eat the entire planet.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Fortunately I found a rocket launcher andI destroyed the monster.

"Even if something sounds logical, it doesn't mean it have to be true"

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Unfortunately nanites are immune to conventional weaponry, and have in the few minutes since my last post covered the entire eastern seaboard of the USA.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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