Fortunately Unfortunately

[that guy]

Fortunately I like cookies.

[Brad]

Unfortunately, everyone does and wants you to give them cookies.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately I liek mudkipz

[Song]

Unfortunately I think I now have to punch you, sorry.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately I know Taekwondo

[Song]

Unfortunately I only know the nutcracker kick.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately the philosophy of Taekwondo prevents me from attacking you (except in self defense)

[Brad]

Unfortunately, this still means he's going to kick you in the nuts.

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately, I've got balls of steel!

[Song]

Unfortunately, they are so heavy they always fall off.

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately I'm able to do accurate sniper shots IRL, and am on my way to eliminate the pony threat being issued by ABG...

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately he will beat you with LOVE

[BTGBullseye]

Fortunately, I am immune to his version of love... My love involves sniper rifles, dark windows, and submachineguns...

[alphabetagamma]

Unfortunately, that kind of love will never get you any women.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Unfortunately, that kind of love will never get you any women.

Touché.

 

Fortunately this board doesn't really revolve around ponies. XD

[Srake]

UnFortunately, Bullseye brought ponies back into this thread by mentioning them SO now we have to talk about them for awhile

[alphabetagamma]

Fortunately, we already have and can talk about other things before I get in trouble again.

[Srake]

Unfortunately, Love doesn't always work... Sometimes it calls for Toleration

[Alyxx Thorne]

Fortunately, love never dies

[BTGBullseye]

Unfortunately...

 

But fortunately it can be shot with enough bullets to suppress it from this forum it that particular form.