I AM CAPTAIN GORDON FREEMAN OF THE INTER-GALACTIC HOUSE OF PANCAKES ORDERING YOU TO OPEN!!! 
When he uses the rotating elevator and sees the houndey: mumumumumumumumumumumu 
Oh ho ho what is that Hell's Coat rack i don't think so 
Huh? BUGS! This is my air vent, hey this is a dead end AND SO ARE YOU DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!! 
Whoever designed this place did not count on me 
I HAVE TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP ITS THE ONLY WAY TO PROVE I'M NOT CRAZY!!! 
I always wanted to be a evil scientist, muhahaha Ahahahaha HUHAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! ok i better chill out i don't want a repeat of Monday. 
Well, time to play god. 
  
Scientist: Hello there 
Freeman: um Hi, little busy here don't try to help me or anything nobody does that. 
Scientist: Ill stay here 
Freeman: YOU DO THAT, god you 2 are creeping me out come play with us Gordon for ever and ever and ever. 
  
Oh my god this is crazy in a box with a side order of fries