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We have some severe thunderstorms possibly headed our way.. from WSBTV: "At 154 pm cdt, national weather service doppler radar indicated a severe thunderstorm capable of producing damaging winds in excess of 60 mph. This storm was located near piedmont, moving northeast at 30 mph. Locations impacted include, tennala, mars hills, moshat, oak level, spring garden, ellisville, borden springs, howells crossroads, waterhouse and fullerton. Precautionary/preparedness actions, Severe thunderstorms produce damaging wind in excess of 60 miles per hour, destructive hail, deadly lightning, and very heavy rain. For your protection move to an interior room on the lowest floor of your home or business. Heavy rains flood roads quickly so do not drive into areas where water covers the road." Why would you move to an interior room on the lowest floor when it's just a severe thunderstorm, especially when it's not even tornadic?

Banned for not having yet another round of severe weather hit you... -_-

Why would he side with ponies? Chuck Norris rides horses, not ponies.

Yes. Chuck Norris is immune to the effects of the Orbital Friendship Beam, as well as the indoctrination.

How so? Strong thunderstorms (unless they turn severe) can't produce tornadoes, large hail, or damaging winds in excess of 60 MPH. Severe thunderstorms can.

A video without ponies.. but it involves something almost as corrupt.. almost as wicked... second in horror to only ponies. ...Justin Bieber.

We'll have to play defense when the war resumes, then... Hopefully with a moderator on our side.

The concept of alphabetagamma as president is suddenly interesting... I imagine him as a mad dictator who indoctrinates all non-Bronies. Something like ? Ugh. Why didn't I expect that? This would be a good theme song for you:

Why must I keep posting this I don't feel like watching an almost 10 minute video.. it only applies to MLP, anyway.

Banned because I don't feel like thinking with portals.

Considering the very precise requirements for nuclear weapons, I think it likely that even a slight change in the laws of physics would render nukes worthless. Since when were the laws of physics changed?

Yeah... do you know what's it for? I don't...

Pretty much what the title says... post any kills in TF2 that you have. Here's mine: (I know the shot looks off. It's because of something involving lag compensation in the demo. All of the shots were more accurate than you see.)

Banned because eagles can't pilot blimps. ...You changed your sig. Lolwut.

Was it at 4:30, or at half past 4?

I'm afraid the bombs wouldn't detonate at all, and I doubt ionizing radiation even exists there! Could you explain why they wouldn't detonate, Mr. Robert Oppenheimer? Also... there *can* be victory against your indoctrination. That's right. Commander Shepard. He's dealt with this sort of thing before (Bronies suddenly seem a lot like Reapers, now.).

"They live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packing heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take them seriously at all" (No offense, alphabetagamma, or any other Canadian... Canada is awesome with its free meds and aboots and aboats [some Canadians do say aboat, not so sure about aboot.].) (Mark Meer is also Canadian.) Ok... another stereotype about the South is that we all own dogs that can hunt, I have two dogs (and a cat) who do nothing but bark, sniff, whine, eat, and sleep.

Banned because BioWare didn't make KOTOR 2.

Nooooboody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nooooboody! Har har har har!

Aaargh. Cap'n Goatbeard Freeman be wishin' ta kill some mermaids with his repeatin' flintlock.

If they survive the radiation, we're resorting to sending in some of these: And some of these. (Which are actually bombs.)

Banned because in Star Wars KOTOR, you only get yellow eyes and grey skin.

Did you know that if Nicholas Cage played WoW he'd be Nicholas Mage? If Nicholas Cage made a forums account, he'd be Nicholas Rage. If Nicholas Cage was a speedometer, he'd be Nicholas Gauge.