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Ross please don't be afraid to call people retards, there's way too many of them nowadays anyway

Ross this is all your videos

Happy Belated Birthday Ross, is there anyway I can gift you a game over steam?

meh

Okay Ross, PLEASE tell me you know the name of the song you used in the credits

I just wanted to tell you Ross that I also own my friend's soul, but I did it more The Simpsons style and just had him sign a piece of paper saying he hands over his soul to me, so when I finally make it to hell it may not be as valid as the 10 or so you own

I bet that guy spent a whole day trying to figure out where the extra 5 bucks in his bank account came from

If I had money, I'd definitely give it all to you

Maybe this is an opportunity to return to Civil Protection, or is that just my wishful thinking?

This guy looks like Timmy from WKUK http://www.geek.com/gearlog/images/timmy-williams.jpg

I like how so many people anticipate release dates for games, soon we'll need to be adding death dates to them as well

The last time you made an "experiment" video was 8 years ago, look how that turned out....

Ross actually is Gordon, he was placed in witness protection and relocated to a different universe

You look like a cross between Jesus and Rob Zombie

So, you're saying Ross is going to be terribly disappointed when the camera arrives? That's a bummer. Erm... I just wrote something above. Please refrain from inventing theories Is Ross still in that medical tank?

Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest

15 fucking pages, this has to be the longest thread on this site

You realize G-man is not his official name right? It's a common abbreviation for Government man, they dubbed him that because he has the appearance of a stereotypical government official He's called Gman by the fans because that's what his model and audio files are titled. Yopu can check for yourself at: C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Half-Life\valve\sound\Gman and C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\SteamApps\common\Half-Life\valve\models Yes, he is title the "G-man" by valve, as filler for the his real name, and the reason being as what I stated already, he has the appearance of a typical "g-man" or government official, look up the term yourself, and you'll see

We should probably take Totally Serious Half-Life Story talk to another thread, but AFAIK, I think Opposing Force, Blue Shift, and Decay are only considered by Valve to be semi or selectively canon. As in, they're considered non-canon except for anything explicitly mentioned in HL or HL2(+episodes). The reason we call him G-man is because that's what his file names were called. You realize G-man is not his official name right? It's a common abbreviation for Government man, they dubbed him that because he has the appearance of a stereotypical government official

Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman. You're just being paranoid. There isn't a race of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewers Freeman, you're just being paranoid

"It would be extremely painful"

Yes, once FM ends you can finally start working a other things again, can't wait for a flood of Game Dungeons and if we're lucky, Civil Protection

We love you Ross. Make love to me Ross, please!

Wow, I think that was a record for shortest time between videos

January 2nd: Second coming of Christ