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There are only three sports according to George Carlin. Everything else is a game or activity.

"It's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because they're no longer relevant...Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs."

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This thread looks potentially useless, Let's de-rail it...

 

Done and done.

"It's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because they're no longer relevant...Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs."

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name change again!?

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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I call soccer 'The Beautiful Game' so as to not offend Footballers, and call American Football 'Football' so as not to offend North Americans. Somehow it works well.

Pretty proud of us Canadians though, we got a goal in on Germany in the last Womens Championship. We lost of course, but still we broke Germany's record of not being scored on in their home fields.

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okay... what the fuck is this "sports" everyone speaks of? is it similar to antiquing?

It has something to do with being outside and moving your body. It's really weird, i know.

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okay... what the fuck is this "sports" everyone speaks of? is it similar to antiquing?

It has something to do with being outside and moving your body. It's really weird, i know.

Ugh, just the sound of it sends chills down my spine... D:

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I hope you are all joking.

And when he gets to heaven,

To saint Peter he will tell;

One more soldier reporting, sir.

I've served my time in Hell!

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/joke, /sarcasm and other apt statements are rrhetorical device referencing BB code, which uses tags to begin and end effects. for example, [b]words in "b" tags cause bold letters[/b] and likewise for image tags "img", "youtube" tags, "list" tags and other things.

It's a way of indicating part of the last statement as if the description was in of itself a BB code tag, as a tongue-in-cheek joke. For example, /detail

This is a nice metric server. No imperial dimensions, please.

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For the worlds most popular game, association football sure doesn't have very many fans on the forum. As many others have said, I don't follow sports. (although I am in Taekwondo) So really, all I'm doing by posting in this thread is bumping it in hopes people that are interested see it and making sure you all know my mighty opinion.

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I used to do Taekwondo, but I stopped once I got to blue tip because I moved house. In high school I've played Hockey but I don't care about watching either of those sports played professionally.

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