The "if the person's username above you was a band name" gme

[Selfsurprise]

I've come up with this thread a couple of times before on old forums and it has usually come up with some amusing results, so I'll explain the premise. Imagine the username of the person above you was the name of a band, or at least a solo artists weird moniker. What kind of band or musician would have a name like that? Be as conservative or liberal with the interpretation as you please, and give as many details or descriptive fluff as you please. Feel free to fiddle with the name if you think you can get a slightly better and "band-ier" sounding name (Selfsurprisethrone sounds kvlt as fvck) and as a means of stopping the thread from becoming too repetitive. Obviously given that this is the first post, I'll have to interpret myself, but if the next poster could interpret my name again I'd be most grateful. I hope the rules make sense and I look forward to reading your assuredly goofy answers... :3

 

Selfsurprise: An improv saxophonist with a three-second memory.

[Zaraki]

Selfsurprise:A part-time DJ and noise artist.

[Selfsurprise]

Thanks for being the first poster Zaraki.

 

Žāŗàкï: Some backwater Eastern European regionalist one-man black metal who may or may not be a national socialist.

[Remolay]

To me: Self Surprise sounds like a 90's alternative rock band

[Psychotic Ninja]

Remolay sounds like a 90's alternative rock band.

[Reverend_UshankaCat_]

Psychotic Ninja: English DJ known for extremely fast and loud electronic music. Popular at raves.

[Selfsurprise]

Reverend Ushanka Cat: Either the fickle feline persona of some rough n' ready swamp rock soloist or else the eccentric moniker of a trip hop DJ. Maybe some sort of "swamp trip" fusion artist.

[longliveprose]

I'd imagine some sort of punk band, going for the 1980s look & feel.

[Selfsurprise]

Long Live Prose: A melancholy progressive hardcore band without a vocalist. The shortest song they've ever made was thirty-nine minutes long.