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You are hereby fined $500 and will spend 3 days in jail for breaking law Σ of section Ω part φ which states that a bad pun is punishable by law with up to a $5000 fine and 6 months in jail.

Banned for a bad pun.

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Banned for using Greek lettering in your preliminary sentence; and for saying it was bad. (it was an excellent for a pun, but all puns are bad)

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Banned for wanting to be an idiot.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

"Does my beard intimidate you?"

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Banned for saying that. I want to be a BETTER idiot!

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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Banned because I can't be Lara Croft's boyfriend.

"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

 

"Does my beard intimidate you?"

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Banned for undermining yourself. I think you just need to put your records on... and tell me your favorite song, DON'T WORRY JUST LET YOUR HAIR DOWN!

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Banned because I can,

 

And you can't ban me cause I'm in a magical land

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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Banned because it is, for at this hour of night, she should be taking watchful eye over the dreams of the children.

Life is just a time trial; it's all about how many happy points you can earn in a set period of time

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Banned for making the Royal Princess look like a pedophille

Sick of the people on the internet, always moanin'. They just moan.

- Karl Pilkington

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Both of you banned for talking about that 'show' outside of it's dedicated thread.

Don't insult me. I have trained professionals to do that.

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