Ban the person above you!

[Lord Sinister]

I ban the person above me for having a tank called Snuggles in their avatar.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for being Sinister...

[Lord Sinister]

I ban the person above me for being a rational anarchist.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for joining on Friday.

[Lord Sinister]

I ban the person above me for banning me for joining on a particular day.

[Average Internet Guy]

Banned for reaching ban limit.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for joining on a saturday.

[Lu]

Banned for not making me a sandwich

[Kirkreng]

Banned for liking coffee......and metal.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for no particular reason.

[that guy]

Banned for not having 100 reputation points.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for not having a nick.

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for not having Left 4 Dead 2 on your list of games you're playing this year.

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned for not being me.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for having a yellow background in your display picture.

[Doom Shepherd]

Banned for having a list of games in a signature whose acronym spells out "DAWFRD."

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for making an acronym that makes no sense.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for getting Mod status on this forum before I do.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned for being awesome.

[BTGBullseye]

Because of that comment, I can't find a reason to ban you...