Ban the person above you!

[Selkie]

Banned because holy post rape batman you're already nearing 3k posts.

 

You're faster than me.

[Scorpia]

 

Banned for looking at my profile/member list.

 

at least they're quality posts too, not saying yours aren't quality, i'm just saying it's nice to see quality plus quantity

[Selkie]

Banned because I'm betting a lot was in this section. XD

[Scorpia]

Banned because 716 of my posts are in this thread O.o

...well, not as many as i thought, but still.

[J.C.]

Banned for ban addiction.

[Scorpia]

Banned because i'm not addicted, i just have an undying need to obsessively post here regardless if anyone judges me or not...it is not the same thing.

[J.C.]

Banned because being in denial is the first sign of addiction.

[Scorpia]

*looks at last ten pages*

 

....yup, you got a point

 

Banned because i'm proud of my mark here

[J.C.]

Banned for being proud and for having a scary ass avatar.

[Scorpia]

Banned for breaking a newly added (fake) forum rule stating that talking to a moderator politely is prohibited. (it really isn't; don't make me get my stick)

[J.C.]

Banned for confusing me with multiple negatives and disclaimers. Also, banned for not being a hot girl. And finally, banned for not knowing how to respond to that last ban.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it's what i do...except the hot girl thing, i don't do that on a normal Tuesday. (adding further confusion )

[Obsidian]

Banned because you WISH cutoffs looked this good on you /vanity

[J.C.]

Banned because I DO look good in cutoffs

[Obsidian]

Banned because the balls would have to be inert for that to happen.

[Alyxx Thorne]

Banned because Bill's avatar is creepier than Chucky.

[Nagisa]

Banned for fixing the URL in your signature.

[Scorpia]

Banned because you thought i'd ban you for not having a signature!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for going back to your toddler avatar.

[Scorpia]

Banned because it's been unanimously agreed that it's far creepier than my others, thereby more festive.