Ban the person above you!

[Psychotic Ninja]

Banned for starting a new page.

[Obsidian]

Banned for having a tumblr.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because I can use you to make a Nether Portal.

[Obsidian]

Banned because you're the 2nd, not the first.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because I'm the greater descendent of lesser ancestors. So there.

[Obsidian]

Banned because that's not saying much. BOOM!

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because YOU are a MINERAL. You aren't really in the position to be judging the value of humans; we're supposed to do that to you.

[Selkie]

Banned because, oh look, it's me.

[Obsidian]

Banned for being an attention monger

[Selkie]

Banned because what ever happened to bill?

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because I'm Iron Monger.

 

Edit: DAMMIT WAWITY, you're a doctor, not a ninja.

[Obsidian]

Banned for being ninja'd like a chump

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because who are you callin' chump, chump?

[Obsidian]

Banned because I am but a mineral, incapable of the level of chumpness of someone such as yourself.

[Chuckthe2nd]

Banned because you seem a bit dense. Lighten up.

[Obsidian]

Banned for trying to break physics.

[Pinkie Pie]

Banned for being witty.

[Twilight Sparkle]

Banned for using shorthand in your title.

[BTGBullseye]

Banned for the obvious reasons.

[J.C.]

Banned for going on a posting spree. And double banned, just to make sure you don't get away with it. And triple banned, because the extended cut of Sucker Punch actually makes a little more sense than the theatrical release.