Psychotic Ninja

Really Old Animals Suck, Trevor. POOTI

Bacon

Dentist

Drink.

2316 - Turns out there's still some confusion as to what year it is.

(0.o Let's hope that's of a fictional race) Preparation

Fancy Ships Take Over Places. IOPTS

Reflection.

Kevin realized why dorks ran through dinner parties for preppies while flipping burgers.

Tumblr time!

Screw the rules, I'm sharing one really short story (sentence long) and a good length one (paragraph). Once in a while while sleeping, I will wake up due to leg cramp, it fucking hurts, most of the time it lasts a few minutes (but feels like hours). Now, a year or two ago, family was over, and we decided to play catch in the backyard with the (American) football. Something we do almost every time family visits, same with poker (Texas Hold 'em). Everything is going fine, some fake outs, all good fun. Anyhow, one time, the ball was thrown in my direction, I had to back up to catch it, it hits my hand, and thumb, kinda really hard. Like I was uncertain if I had broken it or not. It was one of those "you would know if you x" kind of moments with possible broken bone, but in my defense, how would you know if you broke a bone if you or no one else in your family, has experienced it? Now luckily, I didn't, however, it still hurt like hell. IIRC, the pain lasted a couple of days.

Controversy.

2315 - Any and all confusion with the year is gone.

Kevin realized why intellectuals ran through political parties for children while flipping poop.

Steve realized why intellectuals ran over political parties for children while flipping poop.

Unchanging

Steve realized that monkeys ran over political parties for children while flinging poop.

(Oh God, the imagery on that) Steve theorized that monkeys ran over birthday parties for children while flinging poop.

Sad moment in Digimon:

Steve theorized that monkeys ran over birthday parties for tribbles while throwing poop.

Liquid.

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Monkeys

Steve theorized that monkeys ran over birthday parties to tribbles while throwing cars.